To tell you the truth, I don’t care for the SexyBack. If I wanted warbled singing, I’d throw in some Love After Love, you know what I mean?
Having said that, I am all over Pipsqueak’s attempt at dressing up adult. The silk neck scarf thing is a nice touch. Very P Diddy. Very grown up. And very, very adorable.
This weekend I was outnumbered yet again at a baby shower. All my friends accessorized by their little ones, all proudly beaming with the unmistakable glow of motherhood, flanked by adoring husbands while my ovaries wept at the misfortune of being stuck inside a child-allergic shallow bitch. But I digress.
As it turns out, 3 of the last 4 deliveries have been boys. And there they were - dressed up in big boy outfits, stylish button down shirts, wee khaki shorts, matching socks and shoes – so cute it makes you giggle. Because what could be more adorable than the site of a little guy in a big man’s outfit? What could be more adorable than Justin Timberlake?
It’s his charm, isn’t it? His charm and also his curse.
Take a long, hard look, gossips. JT in Europe promoting the new record. Do you see boy? Or do you see man? Or…do you see boyman? I think it’s boyman. And I think even he thinks it’s boyman. Which is why he tries so hard to be so old. After all, how many teenybops find success after their balls drop? No wonder he’s been so diligently pursuing a more mature agenda.
And for that he deserves a firm but affectionate pat on the head.
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