Pip’n’Ass Eat Meat
Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass were in Toronto last night eating at Morton’s The Steakhouse. Have heard conflicting reports about their demeanour. Some say they seemed relaxed though not affectionate, others observed she appeared “pouty” perhaps in response to him looking “moody”.
Maybe he’s moody because of who he has to work with?
Justin is presumably in town to start shooting The Love Guru with Mike Meyers who apparently has a bit of an “artiste” temperament. And of course there’s the Alba Bitch, never the most pleasant person on set…although she’s also the master at kissing ass. And since Pip is currently perched at the top of the world, it would definitely be in her best interest to be nice to him. Harvey Weinstein probably feels the same way.
Is that why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a sucky face? Has to be as it’s unlikely she’s mourning over a dog that mysteriously died after zero supervision.