Shelf Ass Smug Smile
Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at being captured again for the world to see: no name to household name in a matter of weeks… I’d be grinning too.
As for his jolly good mood… either he scored some grade A bud or he’s looking forward to going home for some Shelf Ass. Or both. Hot body, smokes dope – Jessica Biel’s two winning attributes.