Pip, just read the f-cking paper

December 15, 2009 07:44:00 Posted at December 15, 2009 07:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to have been nervous to every distracting maneuver in between, and even at the end – that’s all ah got, that’s all ah got – this bitch had to make it about him. A performance on his stage. And all eyes on the entertainer. What?

Is your name on there?

Was The Open Road in contention?

Please.

Just read the f-cking paper.

Of course Pippy truly believes one day it’ll be his name that’s called.

Please.

Just read the f-cking paper.


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