Justin Timberlake is pregnant

February 2, 2015 15:46:23 Posted at February 2, 2015 15:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.” – Maya Angelou

Oh but he is SO predictable, isn’t he?

What have I been telling you about Justin Timberlake? There is only one thing you need to know about him:


So, where this pregnancy is concerned, as I wrote back in December – click here for a refresher – it would never have been up to Mrs Timberlake to confirm that they’re expecting. It would always be on HIS time.

HIS birthday.

HIS gift.

HIS bump.

Why bother with her head?



When THEY got married, HE jumped on her head on the cover, making the entire event about him.

At the Super Bowl, when HE ripped off Janet Jackson’s jacket, HE tucked his dick away and ran off, to save his own ass, letting HER eat sh-t for an entire decade. That scandal never touched him. Meanwhile, the NFL only blames her.

Now his wife is carrying HIS baby. “I’M getting the greatest gift ever.”

Evidently, she has nothing to do with it.

No one is better than Justin Timberlake at looking after Justin Timberlake.

By the way, he also posted this on Instagram for the upcoming SNL 40th anniversary episode. Why does HIS name have to come first?



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A video posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) on

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