Pippy Tries to Bat and Act
Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is currently shooting The Open Road in Texas – was photographed trying to hit a baseball the other day. Bet your boob job his Shelf Ass could muscle one into the outfield further than he can. Blame those underdeveloped balls. They help with the high notes, but not on the field.
Justin’s becoming the male Madonna – mastering music, not so much movies. Seriously. His acting is probably just as embarrassing as hers. Why do people keep thinking he can do film just because he was funny on Saturday Night Live?