Shelfy’s Sh*tty Compromise

August 25, 2008 12:38:42 Posted at August 25, 2008 12:38:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel produced and starred in a short film and screened it at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday. Pippy came along to support her but did not walk the carpet, opting instead to duck into the theatre while she posed with the movie’s director.

As a result, Shelfy had to make do with this article at – her publicist gratuitously revealing that she was wearing a “stunning one-shoulder Stella McCartney” and that Justin was heard gushing about “how excited he was to be back in Palm Springs to see Jessica’s film”.

Sure he was.

Shelfy is next expected at TIFF and you can bet your ass implants she’ll be waving those buttocks in front of him as incentive to come along.

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