Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays
Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America and the UK – must have been a challenge for her poor publicist to set up those photo opps.
Now the holidays are upon us – bet your shelf ass we’ll be seeing photos of Shelfy clinging to her man for a trip back to Tennessee to touch base with his roots, perhaps a shopping excursion in NYC, a night of hard partying in Vegas, a few days on the slop even and maybe just maybe on the beach in Hawaii learning to surf so she can be like Cam… all conveniently captured by the paparazzi.
Watch and see.