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Two douches on a carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 08:19:41 November 14, 2008 08:19:41

Last night, one carpet, two douchebags: Justin Timberlake and John Mayer at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball in New York. Am surprised Shelfy didn’t beg and plead to tag along. Maybe Pip didn’t want her embarrassing him in front of Alicia Keys and Queen Latifah. Wonder what that punk smug smile on his face is all about. Full Story

Give him a show!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 07:49:54 November 14, 2008 07:49:54

Seriously. What’s the hold up? Do it already. I would pay to watch Kanye West on a live feed just like those little puppies. Because every time he opens his mouth, the best smut comes flying out of it. There is no other. As for that pap skirmish this morning, it’s all blown over. The photographer who accused Kanye of attacking him has made similar allegations in the past that have been dropped. Full Story

Pippy’s so man!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 13:05:29 November 11, 2008 13:05:29

Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. Do you remember Pipper on Punkd? When he practically wet his pants? Just as bonus, I’m throwing that in too. Full Story

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Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:57:00 November 7, 2008 07:57:00

Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only after Madonna told the crowd: She’s not your bitch! As you can see, Brit looked …ok. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:16:20 November 7, 2008 07:16:20

Arguments for: Pippy is trying to be a man. His team would most definitely push for the title. And hard. They’d probably even “exchange” several “exclusives” as part of the deal. People Magazine would definitely consider the arrangement Wooing a new readerbase. It’s no accident that Us Weekly has a twat from The Hills on its cover every other week. Full Story

All three? Together?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 18:52:09 November 5, 2008 18:52:09

Madge plays Dodgers Stadium LA on Thursday night. Allow me a little boast – as I first reported on Monday rumours were circulating that Britney or Justin Timberlake could be joining her. Full Story

Beware the itchy green hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 09:11:58 November 5, 2008 09:11:58

Longtime readers of this blog are familiar – my people have a thing about green hats: the sign of the cuckold. So here’s Kate Hudson in LA yesterday, bundled up in a tweed coat and boots, holding but not wearing (at least not on camera) a stylish green hat. She’s not dating anyone right now but still… Why mess with the cuckold? Am told by sources that Kate had a brief flirtation in England with a crew member of the set of Nine which, in typical Hudson fashion, did not go any further, and she has now been unattached, even casually, for a few weeks, looking for an itch to scratch…which is why Shelfy Jessica Biel has had her ass permanently sewn to Justin Timberlake’s. Full Story

Chicken Fried Centrefold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 06:29:30 November 3, 2008 06:29:30

Britney’s Circus album cover was released on Friday while we were catching the ferry. Aside from the superfans, the consensus has been that the photoshopping is highly underwhelming. Don’t mind the cheesy cheap feel but what’s unsettling about it, for me at least, is that the gauzy, hazy image reminds me of Playboy, and specifically late 70s/early 80s Playboy… like Dorothy Stratten. Full Story

Tom & Will declare themselves…and whisper together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2008 11:26:00 October 29, 2008 11:26:00

It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for the GMD and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. The GMD also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always is: a one note actor. And of course… Pipsqueak’s ego makes an appearance. Full Story

That’s all?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 07:37:12 October 28, 2008 07:37:12

That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday in Rome Coincidence or conspiracy? Now the studio is pushing her out hard front and centre as the driving force for the film. Full Story

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