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It Laughs!

July 18, 2008 11:54:57 Posted at July 18, 2008 11:54:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is the most brilliant beautiful man ever, would say: Wonder if Victoria B has starvation breath? You know how people who don"t eat have halitosis? Bet your concrete tits it"d be sweeter to kiss a girl 20 pounds heavier. Full Story

Hermy Shelfy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 16:00:00 Posted at July 17, 2008 16:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And she TRIED. She totally tried. The shoes will tell you that. She tried and she SUCKED!!! Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel at the ESPYs last night where her Pippy was hosting. It’s the bangs, it’s the greasy pinhead ponytail, it’s a man wearing the tanktop and a skirt. Justin Timberlake is dating a herm. Full Story

Pippy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 06:36:16 Posted at July 17, 2008 06:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live and played her for the moron she is. Full Story

Shelfy uses Pippy’s granny

July 15, 2008 16:18:43 Posted at July 15, 2008 16:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another beautiful, bold, brilliant play from Shelfy’s publicist, nudging Justin’s grandma to talk wistfully about his wedding. Clever, non? Get an old lady hoping that one day soon she’ll be able to see her beloved grandson take a wife, conveniently make sure a reporter gets the soundbite and all of a sudden, Jessica Biel finds herself making headlines yet again, and a new script from her agent fedexed at the same time. Full Story

Pip eats without his ass

July 9, 2008 16:16:05 Posted at July 9, 2008 16:16:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Full Story

The Double Save-Face

June 27, 2008 06:47:06 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:47:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass meanwhile is also suffering a setback. Full Story

Of course he is

June 25, 2008 07:35:13 Posted at June 25, 2008 07:35:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew Justin Timberlake claims he suffers from OCD. But of course he does. All artists have compulsions, right? And Pip is, above all things, indisputably an artist. "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It"s complicated”, he said. No douchebag… it’s contrived. Full Story

Pippy Le Pew

June 24, 2008 06:34:10 Posted at June 24, 2008 06:34:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak popped up in Paris yesterday to do a little shopping. Shelfy was not with him in person but, as usual, she was soon present in spirit, as rumours started circulating in America almost immediately that Justin picked up a bauble or two for her. Jessica Biel’s publicist never ceases to amaze. Full Story

Steve > Mike

June 23, 2008 05:20:13 Posted at June 23, 2008 05:20:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate being wrong. But love being wrong when it means Mike Myers sucks ass. And Mike Myers sucked very large ass this weekend at the box office. A fourth place finished. FOURTH!!! Not only was he unable to win, he couldn’t even make it close! The Love Guru is a critical and commercial bomb! Get Smart on the other hand – after a couple of clunkers, including last year’s terrible Evan Almighty, Steve Carell finally came back on top. Full Story

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to act a douchebag and treat people like sh*t. Problem is, he’s pissed off so many they’re actually pulling for him NOT to succeed.

The Love Guru takes on Get Smart this weekend. It was an unusual move by both studios – rare that two big budget pictures are going head to head on the same weekend. The common practice in recent years has been to move things around to avoid direct confrontation. But neither blinked. Rumour has it that, for Mike at least, it’s become a bit of an ego trip. He wants to take Steve down…

Will Get Smart flop?

Hopefully not.

Here’s Steve with his wife last night at the premiere in LA and please go see Get Smart. Think of it this way – if The Love Guru is a huge hit, we’ll never hear the end of it from Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake who’ll probably start taking credit for saving the film. Not unlike the way he took credit for saving the Grammys.

Tuesday – am online all day. Remember to refresh. NKOTB article is coming… it’s a long one and was distracted yesterday by the US Open. Miss golf. Hate Mischa Barton!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.

Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls

June 13, 2008 06:41:16 Posted at June 13, 2008 06:41:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would mark the 2nd night in a row she wasn’t allowed to show herself off as his girlfriend. Full Story

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