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Taking credit…for everything

July 30, 2008 07:24:53 Posted at July 30, 2008 07:24:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability for its failure. Full Story

Shelfy Hates Fried Chicken

July 24, 2008 06:38:00 Posted at July 24, 2008 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Shelfy. So predictable. It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article: Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pips? For reals?

July 23, 2008 09:32:48 Posted at July 23, 2008 09:32:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason to believe it. Full Story

It Laughs!

July 18, 2008 11:54:57 Posted at July 18, 2008 11:54:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is the most brilliant beautiful man ever, would say: Wonder if Victoria B has starvation breath? You know how people who don"t eat have halitosis? Bet your concrete tits it"d be sweeter to kiss a girl 20 pounds heavier. Full Story

Hermy Shelfy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 16:00:00 Posted at July 17, 2008 16:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And she TRIED. She totally tried. The shoes will tell you that. She tried and she SUCKED!!! Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel at the ESPYs last night where her Pippy was hosting. It’s the bangs, it’s the greasy pinhead ponytail, it’s a man wearing the tanktop and a skirt. Justin Timberlake is dating a herm. Full Story

Pippy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 06:36:16 Posted at July 17, 2008 06:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live and played her for the moron she is. Full Story

Shelfy uses Pippy’s granny

July 15, 2008 16:18:43 Posted at July 15, 2008 16:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another beautiful, bold, brilliant play from Shelfy’s publicist, nudging Justin’s grandma to talk wistfully about his wedding. Clever, non? Get an old lady hoping that one day soon she’ll be able to see her beloved grandson take a wife, conveniently make sure a reporter gets the soundbite and all of a sudden, Jessica Biel finds herself making headlines yet again, and a new script from her agent fedexed at the same time. Full Story

Pip eats without his ass

July 9, 2008 16:16:05 Posted at July 9, 2008 16:16:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Full Story

The Double Save-Face

June 27, 2008 06:47:06 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:47:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass meanwhile is also suffering a setback. Full Story

Of course he is

June 25, 2008 07:35:13 Posted at June 25, 2008 07:35:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew Justin Timberlake claims he suffers from OCD. But of course he does. All artists have compulsions, right? And Pip is, above all things, indisputably an artist. "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It"s complicated”, he said. No douchebag… it’s contrived. Full Story

Pippy Le Pew

June 24, 2008 06:34:10 Posted at June 24, 2008 06:34:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak popped up in Paris yesterday to do a little shopping. Shelfy was not with him in person but, as usual, she was soon present in spirit, as rumours started circulating in America almost immediately that Justin picked up a bauble or two for her. Jessica Biel’s publicist never ceases to amaze. Full Story