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Pip Skips Grammys

February 13, 2008 07:27:17 Posted at February 13, 2008 07:27:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Grammys 50th Anniversary went down in LA last night – a huge night in music – and a few of music’s biggest stars were noticeably absent. Madge stayed back in London and her current collaborator Justin Timberlake decided to lay low as well even though he was very much in the vicinity. Full Story

Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs

February 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to the tightness of her ass and, more importantly, to her boyfriend, without whom she certainly couldn’t buy her way onto this carpet. Full Story

Pippy’s New Movie

February 8, 2008 09:57:54 Posted at February 8, 2008 09:57:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he is not. Full Story

Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone

February 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her child, how she managed to saunter outta there without her parents throwing themselves in her way is beyond me. Full Story

Justin’s Vanity Fair cover

February 5, 2008 07:12:27 Posted at February 5, 2008 07:12:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip isn’t on the cover of Vanity Fair…in person, that is. But he is very much on the cover in spirit. In fact, you can practically hear him singing on the cover in spirit. Because Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is the ONLY reason why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has somehow schemed her way onto the list of 10 Fresh Faces of 2008. Full Story

Chicken Fried Blender

January 28, 2008 12:24:47 Posted at January 28, 2008 12:24:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads:This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” that sends me over the edge. Full Story

Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’!

January 28, 2008 11:44:16 Posted at January 28, 2008 11:44:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune making out with a sizzling brunette. Full Story

Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown

January 16, 2008 13:16:31 Posted at January 16, 2008 13:16:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D. Full Story

Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo?

January 14, 2008 07:22:01 Posted at January 14, 2008 07:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she can. In the meantime, am all over Pip’s new straighter, flat to the head hairstyle. Full Story

Shelf Ass Goes Blonde

January 11, 2008 07:40:37 Posted at January 11, 2008 07:40:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sweet. Not at all. Here’s Jessica Biel in London, reportedly starting work on a new film for which she appears to have gone blonde. As an ignorant Asian, I once enviously believed that all white people would look decent blonde. Clearly not the case. Jess better make sure her Shelf Ass is in tip top shape when Pippy comes to visit. Full Story

Cheating on Shelf Ass?

January 9, 2008 09:22:48 Posted at January 9, 2008 09:22:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping out on the Shelf Ass. Full Story