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Cheating on Shelf Ass?

January 9, 2008 09:22:48 Posted at January 9, 2008 09:22:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping out on the Shelf Ass. Full Story

Shelf Ass Eats Fresh

December 21, 2007 03:41:26 Posted at December 21, 2007 03:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the weight of her entire career. That bottom is undeniably spectacular. Full Story

Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007

December 18, 2007 16:25:30 Posted at December 18, 2007 16:25:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass. Full Story

Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007

December 14, 2007 08:55:55 Posted at December 14, 2007 08:55:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out OUTSIDE or on the beach in a bikini with her dogs. Full Story

Prince at the Superbowl: Best of 2007

December 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince is lawsuit-happy and maintains a love/hate relationship with his fans which is why there is no link to his Superbowl halftime performance. But I’m sure you remember it. How could you not remember it? That night Prince showed Pip Full Story

Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays

December 6, 2007 14:57:45 Posted at December 6, 2007 14:57:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America and the UK – must have been a challenge for her poor publicist to set up those photo opps. Full Story

A Pip-Free Year

December 3, 2007 07:57:36 Posted at December 3, 2007 07:57:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been almost a year since Cam and Pip split. A year during which Cam stumbled out of the break up blocks with a jealous girl rant at the Golden Globes but quickly regained composure – and how – time and again on the red carpet and especially at the Oscars. On fashion, on style, on lower herm factor – Cam is kicking major Shelf Ass. Full Story

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

After spending last night with Justin Timberlake, watching a screener for his FutureSex/LoveShow HBO Special, am now more confused than ever. Have never been a huge fan, still am not the hugest fan, still no loin quiveration, but the Pip is a pro.

Needless to say, because the show was filmed at Madison Square Garden on September 3rd, JT was extra amped. But still…his moves are killer, he sings live, he shows off his impressive range on a variety of instruments through some complicated choreography, and yes… he looks great. He looks great in pants. The suits are impeccably tailored, the hats are beautifully constructed, and most importantly, his ego doesn’t threaten to take over Manhattan. He also produced the program and directed the stage production – the Pip is overwhelmingly talented.

So what the hell is he doing with Jessica Biel? Shameful waste, really. Shame, shame, shame.

Pip’n’Ass of course are currently on tour in Australia. She has finally joined him after an almost 3 week separation amid rumours that he and one of his dancers are gettin" it on. And after watching the HBO Special (click here for viewing schedule and preview in Canada and here for HBO schedule and preview elsewhere) I can’t decide if it’s the blonde or the brunette. On stage, he has killer chemistry with the blonde. But during a rather cute Q&A feature with the crew taped with Karen Duffy that opens the doc, something unmistakably hot buzzes hard between JT and a shorthaired brownhaired girl that will set your smutty tingle off immediately.

Further – am told from a trusted source that Shelf was actually supposed to fly out 10 days ago and cancelled her ticket at the last minute. Is his rebound finally over? Doubtful. Remember, Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is a Stage Five Clinger.

But seriously…JT could do so much better.

By the way, in Western Canada Movie Central will be airing the special again on Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:30 p.m. PT.

Tuesday – wicked new giveaway and blogging all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Cheap & Crafty is absolutely NOT Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet! I mean really… really!!!???!!!

Pip & The PGA

November 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

  Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake, an avid golfer with supposedly a 6 handicap, will be the 14th (terribly unlucky number) celebrity in Tour history to host a tour event as it’s just been announced that the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open will go down October 2008, the first of a five year contract. Full Story

Shelf Ass Ingrate

November 9, 2007 11:05:16 Posted at November 9, 2007 11:05:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

Pip’n’ Ass menstruate

October 29, 2007 12:18:35 Posted at October 29, 2007 12:18:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy and Shelf Ass are apparently on their periods this week, or maybe they just miss each other because after giving up some ooey gooey photos to the paps in LA last week they have since separated as JT kicks off the Australian leg of his world tour, leaving behind his despondent hermy girlfriend lashed out at photographers Full Story