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Pippy’s Balls Pulled Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:13:52 June 5, 2008 11:13:52

I reported earlier that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s people were trying to force through a contract obliging journalists covering the Love Guru junket to report only what they approved. Full Story

Sit DOWN Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 07:01:04 June 5, 2008 07:01:04

Seriously … sit your Pip ass DOWN! I call it Small Ball Syndrome. Not unlike Napoleon Syndrome. You know how they say short dudes overcompensate for their vertical challenges by going overboard on toughness and aggression? Well since Pipsqueak’s balls have only partially dropped, it’s like he’s trying to make up for his testicular deficit by swinging a big stick around – a stick wielded not by him but by his legal team. Full Story

Shelfy Stomps Her Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2008 06:43:15 May 27, 2008 06:43:15

Who’s the little Shelfy pouting in the corner? There’s the little Shelfy who needs more attention. Poor little petulant Shelfy has spent weeks off the headlines. That’s why the little Shelfy is stomping her feet. And putting her publicist right back to work. You see, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been stuck on a movie set with Jake Gyllenhaal who apparently read her the riot act, telling her in no uncertain terms that she was not to pull her usual paparazzi shenanigans and arrange “candids” from the set of their movie Nailed which has been filming over the last several weeks and recently shut down production reportedly from lack of funding. Full Story

Another Case of Pip Hypocrisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 10:35:42 May 9, 2008 10:35:42

Madonna made him hot…but he’s still a f&cking douchebag. Justin Timberlake has signed with MTV to produce a reality tv show called The Phone, kinda like a Bourne Identity meets the Amazing Race which, to be fair, is not the kind of reality show about twats and losers like The Hills etc but still… This is the same little Pipsqueak who stood up on stage last year at the VMAs and snubbed Lauren Conrad who was presenting his award. Full Story

PipTV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 13:37:55 May 8, 2008 13:37:55

Attached – Justin Timberlake arriving at the MTV Upfronts this afternoon. Not sure why but it was announced in March that JT is producing an American version of the Peruvian hit show My Problem With Women for NBC. Perhaps the Pip is getting his feet wet. After all, it is tv buying season and we should find out in a matter of days which shows will get picked up, and how the fall and mid season schedules next year are going to shake out. Full Story

A Rare Unplanned Picture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 05:17:24 May 5, 2008 05:17:24

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of choreographed candid photos of her impressive posterior, probably didn’t plan this. Full Story

Madge & JT NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 07:41:13 May 1, 2008 07:41:13

Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. But it ain’t dirty, no. Full Story

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Pip’n’Ass at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:31:00 April 7, 2008 04:31:00

Some important person in Hollywood was married Saturday night and the wedding brought out some young heavy hitters including an Olsen, a Speedman, a Pipqueak, and a Shelf Ass. Here are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way out of the reception. As you can see from Shelfy’s smug ass expression, someone is very, very, very happy to be greeted by the paps. Full Story

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Pippy Tries to Bat and Act

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 08:05:43 April 1, 2008 08:05:43

Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is currently shooting The Open Road in Texas – was photographed trying to hit a baseball the other day. Bet your boob job his Shelf Ass could muscle one into the outfield further than he can. Blame those underdeveloped balls. They help with the high notes, but not on the field. Full Story

Canada Loves Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 07:36:27 March 26, 2008 07:36:27

She’s 50 in just 4 months but Madonna can still rock it and she still owns it. Warner Music announced today that Madge’s 4 Minutes with Justin Timberlake is the “fastest single to hit #1 in Canadian radio history”. Seriously… who are the dumbasses who keep saying it’s over? It’s not over. Full Story

Pip Gives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 11:50:00 March 24, 2008 11:50:00

Justin Timberlake dropped in in lowkey fashion at the Memphis Rock ‘n’ Soul Museum and the Memphis Music Foundation on Thursday donating $100,000 to each organisation in support of local programs encouraging young people in their music studies. Unlike his famewhore of a girlfriend, Pip made his gifts without much fanfare, popping in and out quickly, presumably because he’s been shooting long days and night on his new movie The Open Road. Full Story