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Madonna Inducted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 06:32:00 March 11, 2008 06:32:00

Iggy Pop performed in her honour and then proceeded to pararde around topless. How many people can turn up somewhere with their shirts off and make it work? Few I suppose. And this is why he was chosen to fete the Material Girl who has reigned pop for 25 years. All hail Madonna! Justin Timberlake hailed Madonna! It was a bawdy introduction laden with sexual innuendo, citing her “shapely body of work”, acknowledging that she’s a woman who “fully enjoys (being) on top”, and conceding that “"Nobody has gotten into the hall of fame looking this damn fine. Full Story

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The Rhythm of Madonna’s Words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:00:00 March 7, 2008 08:00:00

Madonna’s Hard Candy drops in April – in the coming weeks, the queen of marketing will be pushing herself heavy… Yay! No one self promotes like Madonna, but no one. And watching it is pure joy. My main mo Darren and I were talking about it last night. Bitch is 50 this year and 18 year olds still care. Full Story

In the Mood for Madonna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 11:42:22 March 5, 2008 11:42:22

On the off chance you haven’t heard some of the new tracks off her upcoming new album Hard Candy – due out in April, here are three… Beats are wicked. Lyrics? Well… it’s Madonna…so they’re hurtin’. Candy Shop in particular. But do you care??? The much buzzed about collaboration with Justin Timberlake has been much criticised. Full Story

Pipsqueak or Owen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 08:14:00 February 27, 2008 08:14:00

There was a lame report that surfaced at the weekend – some bullsh*t about Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake secretly dating for a year but she didn’t want to go public because she feared embarrassment and heartache a la Cameron Diaz. I mean really… Don’t they know Kate? Don’t they know Kate the unabashed maneater? Why would Kate Hudson bother for more than one night with JT and his pipsqueak? Why would Kate Hudson be embarrassed by anyone? Please. Full Story

Pip Skips Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2008 07:27:17 February 13, 2008 07:27:17

The Grammys 50th Anniversary went down in LA last night – a huge night in music – and a few of music’s biggest stars were noticeably absent. Madge stayed back in London and her current collaborator Justin Timberlake decided to lay low as well even though he was very much in the vicinity. Full Story

Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to the tightness of her ass and, more importantly, to her boyfriend, without whom she certainly couldn’t buy her way onto this carpet. Full Story

Pippy’s New Movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 09:57:54 February 8, 2008 09:57:54

Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he is not. Full Story

Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 00:00:00 February 7, 2008 00:00:00

Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her child, how she managed to saunter outta there without her parents throwing themselves in her way is beyond me. Full Story

Justin’s Vanity Fair cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2008 07:12:27 February 5, 2008 07:12:27

Pip isn’t on the cover of Vanity Fair…in person, that is. But he is very much on the cover in spirit. In fact, you can practically hear him singing on the cover in spirit. Because Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is the ONLY reason why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has somehow schemed her way onto the list of 10 Fresh Faces of 2008. Full Story

Chicken Fried Blender

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 12:24:47 January 28, 2008 12:24:47

This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads:This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” that sends me over the edge. Full Story

Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 11:44:16 January 28, 2008 11:44:16

Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune making out with a sizzling brunette. Full Story