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Pip’n’ Ass menstruate

October 29, 2007 12:18:35 Posted at October 29, 2007 12:18:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy and Shelf Ass are apparently on their periods this week, or maybe they just miss each other because after giving up some ooey gooey photos to the paps in LA last week they have since separated as JT kicks off the Australian leg of his world tour, leaving behind his despondent hermy girlfriend lashed out at photographers Full Story

Wrong Pants for a Shelf Ass Herm

October 26, 2007 08:46:16 Posted at October 26, 2007 08:46:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass took her one remaining dog for a walk the other day. Let’s not forget – she used to have two. And then while no one was watching or, better yet, while she was out gallivanting and clinging on to Justin, the other one got eaten. You will note Biel has been rather anti-pap of late, shielding herself from photographers first with an umbrella and then her sweater, reportedly cussing them out and aggressively poking them with the umbrella. Full Story

Justin Timberlake

October 25, 2007 07:22:55 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:22:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:- JT has the Midas Touch. He is uber successful, he sells out everywhere, he is undeniably talented, he is a star and he makes other stars better- successfully made the transition from young star to adult star (sort of). America watched him grow up without falling down…in a milk and cookies kind of way, he is exactly the MiniVan’s type: an All American success story- he wants it. Full Story

Shelf Ass Suddenly Shy???

October 24, 2007 13:41:50 Posted at October 24, 2007 13:41:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. Coming from a tv girl who would still be living only off of Seventh Heaven residuals if not for the gratuitous pap photos of her ass and clinging fortuitously off of the Justin Pipsqueak, this is hypocrisy at its best. Check out Shelf Ass, coming from or going to a yoga session suddenly unaccommodating to photographers and using an umbrella to hide from being snapped. Full Story

Shelf Ass Produces

October 24, 2007 07:38:42 Posted at October 24, 2007 07:38:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing what an ass and a Pip can achieve. Jessica Biel is now adding producer to her resumé and has acquired the rights to the film adaptation of the book Die a Little by Megan Abbott about “a schoolteacher whose life is thrown out of whack when her detective brother falls for a mysterious woman. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass vs Sappho

October 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just three days after a hermy photo emerged of Jessica Biel getting her Shelf Ass groped by a girlfriend at the Packer game and two days after the National Enquirer reported a total bullsh-t story that she and Pip had broken up, the two went out for lunch in Brentwood yesterday and conveniently got papped - holding hands obligingly and giving up some beautiful photos that leave no doubt about the status of their relationship. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Chug Beer

October 18, 2007 13:08:40 Posted at October 18, 2007 13:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not…but he is. Thanks to JK for sending these along – love you! – of Pipsqueak JT and his Shelf Ass in Green Bay a couple of weeks ago tailgaiting at the Packers game. You will note – Pip is all man in the background shotgunning a beer. Not feeling his nose. Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Shelf Ass Sapphic?

October 18, 2007 09:33:27 Posted at October 18, 2007 09:33:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well she certainly looks like a Herm, doesn’t she? This is a photo taken a couple of weeks ago at the Packer Sunday night game of the back of Jessica Biel with a female friend who, not surprisingly, reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. You will note the friend is getting friendly with Jessica’s famous Shelf Ass. Full Story

Monday, October 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

All of Toronto is on PipWatch. If you’re interested, his weekend consisted of workouts at the gym, Saturday night at the Hazelton where the staff appeared to be starstruck and giddy – even after the celebrity overload during TIFF – and Sunday brunch with Don Cheadle at Eggstacy. Everything in a 3 block radius. And NO Shelf Ass.

Also…No fraternising with Hollywood Ebola either, despite her many attempts at the photo op. Rumour has it, her people have called his people trying to arrange a “meet”. Word is he told her to jump up his ass. Give the man a Grammy for that.

Monday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,


His Ego, Her Libido

October 10, 2007 10:21:19 Posted at October 10, 2007 10:21:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything to do with the fact that Britney and Justin were not to be. Full Story

Scarlett Quiver

October 10, 2007 07:29:56 Posted at October 10, 2007 07:29:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With Scarlett Johansson – I totally would. Maybe even a permanent switch. Look at her. The girl is literally mouthwatering. And much too much woman for little Pip. No wonder JT couldn’t hold Scarjo. Here’s Scarlett on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle – a little dirty without going low rent, at the same time classy but not unapproachable, not too “pretty” nor unrealistically perfect, and that body…the body currently wrapped around Ryan Reynolds. Full Story