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Shelfy Back to Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 14:26:00 March 18, 2008 14:26:00

Much better as a brunette. Here’s Jessica Biel, walking her dog, showing off her newly re-darkened natural locks after posing as a blonde for Easy Virtue. Check her out trying to “turn away” from the cameras… Ummm. Shelfy? Sit DOWN! As if she didn’t want to be photographed, like, one day after getting her hair coloured. Full Story

One Dog Shelf Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 11:18:00 March 17, 2008 11:18:00

Shelfy Biel is back in LA after spending weeks in England fouling up a new movie version of Easy Virtue. Here she is, back to her old tricks, walking her one remaining dog in Brentwood. There was an interesting item in the last issue of Us Weekly after recent rampant speculation about Pip Timberlake and Kate Hudson hooking up. Full Story

4 Minutes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 11:40:08 March 11, 2008 11:40:08

Supposedly the cover for their new single 4 Minutes to Save the World. Many of you have emailed with disappointment, saying it looks cheap. Really? Me likey. Me kinda likey that it’s a little ghetto. Like “glam” and even the use of the word is so 2002, you know what I mean? Think for instance: would Carrie Underwood let her roots go on an album cover? Hell no. Full Story

Madge Makes Pippy Hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 06:46:00 March 11, 2008 06:46:00

Like the opposite of Hollywood Ebola’s sh*t by association – I mean, if you’re good enough for Madonna… And obviously Pippy is good enough for Madonna. After all, only Madonna could pull out those balls and demand the man within. As such, there was a little something something about Justin last night. Full Story

Madonna Inducted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 06:32:00 March 11, 2008 06:32:00

Iggy Pop performed in her honour and then proceeded to pararde around topless. How many people can turn up somewhere with their shirts off and make it work? Few I suppose. And this is why he was chosen to fete the Material Girl who has reigned pop for 25 years. All hail Madonna! Justin Timberlake hailed Madonna! It was a bawdy introduction laden with sexual innuendo, citing her “shapely body of work”, acknowledging that she’s a woman who “fully enjoys (being) on top”, and conceding that “"Nobody has gotten into the hall of fame looking this damn fine. Full Story

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The Rhythm of Madonna’s Words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:00:00 March 7, 2008 08:00:00

Madonna’s Hard Candy drops in April – in the coming weeks, the queen of marketing will be pushing herself heavy… Yay! No one self promotes like Madonna, but no one. And watching it is pure joy. My main mo Darren and I were talking about it last night. Bitch is 50 this year and 18 year olds still care. Full Story

In the Mood for Madonna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 11:42:22 March 5, 2008 11:42:22

On the off chance you haven’t heard some of the new tracks off her upcoming new album Hard Candy – due out in April, here are three… Beats are wicked. Lyrics? Well… it’s Madonna…so they’re hurtin’. Candy Shop in particular. But do you care??? The much buzzed about collaboration with Justin Timberlake has been much criticised. Full Story

Pipsqueak or Owen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 08:14:00 February 27, 2008 08:14:00

There was a lame report that surfaced at the weekend – some bullsh*t about Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake secretly dating for a year but she didn’t want to go public because she feared embarrassment and heartache a la Cameron Diaz. I mean really… Don’t they know Kate? Don’t they know Kate the unabashed maneater? Why would Kate Hudson bother for more than one night with JT and his pipsqueak? Why would Kate Hudson be embarrassed by anyone? Please. Full Story

Pip Skips Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2008 07:27:17 February 13, 2008 07:27:17

The Grammys 50th Anniversary went down in LA last night – a huge night in music – and a few of music’s biggest stars were noticeably absent. Madge stayed back in London and her current collaborator Justin Timberlake decided to lay low as well even though he was very much in the vicinity. Full Story

Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to the tightness of her ass and, more importantly, to her boyfriend, without whom she certainly couldn’t buy her way onto this carpet. Full Story

Pippy’s New Movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 09:57:54 February 8, 2008 09:57:54

Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he is not. Full Story