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Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:16:31 January 16, 2008 13:16:31

Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D. Full Story

Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 07:22:01 January 14, 2008 07:22:01

JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she can. In the meantime, am all over Pip’s new straighter, flat to the head hairstyle. Full Story

Shelf Ass Goes Blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 07:40:37 January 11, 2008 07:40:37

Not sweet. Not at all. Here’s Jessica Biel in London, reportedly starting work on a new film for which she appears to have gone blonde. As an ignorant Asian, I once enviously believed that all white people would look decent blonde. Clearly not the case. Jess better make sure her Shelf Ass is in tip top shape when Pippy comes to visit. Full Story

Cheating on Shelf Ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 09:22:48 January 9, 2008 09:22:48

The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping out on the Shelf Ass. Full Story

Shelf Ass Eats Fresh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 03:41:26 December 21, 2007 03:41:26

Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the weight of her entire career. That bottom is undeniably spectacular. Full Story

Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 16:25:30 December 18, 2007 16:25:30

Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within the tight grip of her Shelf Ass. Full Story

Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 08:55:55 December 14, 2007 08:55:55

A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out OUTSIDE or on the beach in a bikini with her dogs. Full Story

Prince at the Superbowl: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 00:00:00 December 11, 2007 00:00:00

Prince is lawsuit-happy and maintains a love/hate relationship with his fans which is why there is no link to his Superbowl halftime performance. But I’m sure you remember it. How could you not remember it? That night Prince showed Pip Full Story

Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 14:57:45 December 6, 2007 14:57:45

Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America and the UK – must have been a challenge for her poor publicist to set up those photo opps. Full Story

A Pip-Free Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:57:36 December 3, 2007 07:57:36

It’s been almost a year since Cam and Pip split. A year during which Cam stumbled out of the break up blocks with a jealous girl rant at the Golden Globes but quickly regained composure – and how – time and again on the red carpet and especially at the Oscars. On fashion, on style, on lower herm factor – Cam is kicking major Shelf Ass. Full Story

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

After spending last night with Justin Timberlake, watching a screener for his FutureSex/LoveShow HBO Special, am now more confused than ever. Have never been a huge fan, still am not the hugest fan, still no loin quiveration, but the Pip is a pro.

Needless to say, because the show was filmed at Madison Square Garden on September 3rd, JT was extra amped. But still…his moves are killer, he sings live, he shows off his impressive range on a variety of instruments through some complicated choreography, and yes… he looks great. He looks great in pants. The suits are impeccably tailored, the hats are beautifully constructed, and most importantly, his ego doesn’t threaten to take over Manhattan. He also produced the program and directed the stage production – the Pip is overwhelmingly talented.

So what the hell is he doing with Jessica Biel? Shameful waste, really. Shame, shame, shame.

Pip’n’Ass of course are currently on tour in Australia. She has finally joined him after an almost 3 week separation amid rumours that he and one of his dancers are gettin" it on. And after watching the HBO Special (click here for viewing schedule and preview in Canada and here for HBO schedule and preview elsewhere) I can’t decide if it’s the blonde or the brunette. On stage, he has killer chemistry with the blonde. But during a rather cute Q&A feature with the crew taped with Karen Duffy that opens the doc, something unmistakably hot buzzes hard between JT and a shorthaired brownhaired girl that will set your smutty tingle off immediately.

Further – am told from a trusted source that Shelf was actually supposed to fly out 10 days ago and cancelled her ticket at the last minute. Is his rebound finally over? Doubtful. Remember, Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is a Stage Five Clinger.

But seriously…JT could do so much better.

By the way, in Western Canada Movie Central will be airing the special again on Tuesday, January 1, 2008 at 4:30 p.m. PT.

Tuesday – wicked new giveaway and blogging all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cheap & Crafty is absolutely NOT Cate Blanchett or Kate Winslet! I mean really… really!!!???!!!