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His Ego, Her Libido

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 10:21:19 October 10, 2007 10:21:19

How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything to do with the fact that Britney and Justin were not to be. Full Story

Scarlett Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 07:29:56 October 10, 2007 07:29:56

With Scarlett Johansson – I totally would. Maybe even a permanent switch. Look at her. The girl is literally mouthwatering. And much too much woman for little Pip. No wonder JT couldn’t hold Scarjo. Here’s Scarlett on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle – a little dirty without going low rent, at the same time classy but not unapproachable, not too “pretty” nor unrealistically perfect, and that body…the body currently wrapped around Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Sweat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 11:25:52 October 9, 2007 11:25:52

Emails from half of Toronto about this – Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass hit up the Yorkville Club around noon EST today for a work out. He was with a trainer while she, according to multiple sources, “trailed behind like a puppy” and acted like a “wet blanket”. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 08:29:04 October 9, 2007 08:29:04

Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break from his work on The Love Guru in Toronto, making the trip to Wisconsin to catch some gridiron action on a not particularly exciting Sunday. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 00:00:00 October 4, 2007 00:00:00

Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Meat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 08:14:56 October 2, 2007 08:14:56

Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass were in Toronto last night eating at Morton’s The Steakhouse. Have heard conflicting reports about their demeanour. Some say they seemed relaxed though not affectionate, others observed she appeared “pouty” perhaps in response to him looking “moody”. Full Story

Shelf Ass Superhero?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 09:58:02 September 25, 2007 09:58:02

Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her bikini bottom with her dogs (now dog, singular), to dating the Pip, to leaking details of a romance with Pip, and travelling the world with Pip, Jessica Biel is reportedly on her way to nailing her very own super hero franchise. Full Story

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I don’t like Justin Timberlake. But the Pip deserves his due. Killed it on Oprah yesterday. As usual, very impressive…the performance, I mean. The boy is like Beckham: no talking preferred.

Still…that JT is a true artist is indisputable. More than enormous talent, it’s also the versatility. Whether grooving with Snoop and Fiddy or grinding with Madonna or harmonising with Reba McIntyre, he always belongs in that musical moment. And unlike that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne, Pip actually does write for himself and everyone else these days. If only a little humility, non?

But here’s the thing - Justin could totally save Britney Spears. And he would too. If only to fuel his massive ego…can you imagine? After boasting about saving the Grammy telecast and bragging about increasing McDonald’s share prices by almost 25%, can you imagine how much bigger Pip’s head would grow if he reached out and put life into the lifeless?

I hope and pray.

And one final note re: Justin on Oprah – who are those women??? The women who were NOT teenagers. The women who were near 30, if not older. The women ACTING OUT THE LYRICS to his song? Who are you? Who does this??? Who does this and is NOT embarrassed?

Justin sang: Should"ve known better when you came around that you were going to make me cry and they panned to some broad bouncin’ around in her seat, making a crying “boo hoo” motion with her right hand… I promptly lost my sh-t and had to hit rewind on the PVR. Having a dance party over a great beat I can totally understand. Singing along to a wicked jam is cool too. But ACTING OUT THE LYRICS???

Stop. This is why Oprah stopped being relatable.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Bess in Santa Barbara who just got engaged to her beloved Matt… Congratulations! On both counts! Much love and all the best.

One Ass, One Dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 00:00:00 September 20, 2007 00:00:00

Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at him adoringly, thankful and appreciative …after all, he pretty much gave her her career. Full Story

Shelf Ass Meets the Mogul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2007 06:19:49 September 18, 2007 06:19:49

Loving Justin in public continues to open doors for Jessica Biel. Elevated only on the strength of her Shelf Ass and the Pipsqueak association, Jess continues to relentlessly climb the Hollywood ladder and her latest accomplishment is yet another feather in the cap of her brilliant publicist. A meeting with Dreamworks? A meeting with a movie mogul? If not for JT, how the f&ck else would Jessica Biel get a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg??? Have a look – the other night, Justin pulls up at a hotel in Beverly Hills with his girl beside him, dressed rather appropriately for a business dinner. Full Story

Baiting Hermy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:20:04 August 23, 2007 09:20:04

As I reported yesterday, following his 2nd Toronto show at the ACC, JT hopped on a private jet with the Shelf Ass and dashed to NYC. And as you know, ex Hermy ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz has been shooting in NYC and carrying on with John Mayer… Last night, Pip and Ass had dinner at his restaurant Southern Hospitality and incredibly did not snarl for the cameras waiting outside. Full Story