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Pip’n’Ass vs Sappho

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Just three days after a hermy photo emerged of Jessica Biel getting her Shelf Ass groped by a girlfriend at the Packer game and two days after the National Enquirer reported a total bullsh-t story that she and Pip had broken up, the two went out for lunch in Brentwood yesterday and conveniently got papped - holding hands obligingly and giving up some beautiful photos that leave no doubt about the status of their relationship. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Chug Beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 13:08:40 October 18, 2007 13:08:40

She’s not…but he is. Thanks to JK for sending these along – love you! – of Pipsqueak JT and his Shelf Ass in Green Bay a couple of weeks ago tailgaiting at the Packers game. You will note – Pip is all man in the background shotgunning a beer. Not feeling his nose. Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Shelf Ass Sapphic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 09:33:27 October 18, 2007 09:33:27

Well she certainly looks like a Herm, doesn’t she? This is a photo taken a couple of weeks ago at the Packer Sunday night game of the back of Jessica Biel with a female friend who, not surprisingly, reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez. You will note the friend is getting friendly with Jessica’s famous Shelf Ass. Full Story

Monday, October 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

All of Toronto is on PipWatch. If you’re interested, his weekend consisted of workouts at the gym, Saturday night at the Hazelton where the staff appeared to be starstruck and giddy – even after the celebrity overload during TIFF – and Sunday brunch with Don Cheadle at Eggstacy. Everything in a 3 block radius. And NO Shelf Ass.

Also…No fraternising with Hollywood Ebola either, despite her many attempts at the photo op. Rumour has it, her people have called his people trying to arrange a “meet”. Word is he told her to jump up his ass. Give the man a Grammy for that.

Monday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

His Ego, Her Libido

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 10:21:19 October 10, 2007 10:21:19

How sad is it that when Lance Bass writes a book, the only parts people care about are the ones involving Justin and Britney? SAD. So Lance’s memoir is called Out of Sync – lame!!! Us Weekly has excerpted a section that has nothing to do with Lance but everything to do with the fact that Britney and Justin were not to be. Full Story

Scarlett Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 07:29:56 October 10, 2007 07:29:56

With Scarlett Johansson – I totally would. Maybe even a permanent switch. Look at her. The girl is literally mouthwatering. And much too much woman for little Pip. No wonder JT couldn’t hold Scarjo. Here’s Scarlett on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Elle – a little dirty without going low rent, at the same time classy but not unapproachable, not too “pretty” nor unrealistically perfect, and that body…the body currently wrapped around Ryan Reynolds. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Sweat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 11:25:52 October 9, 2007 11:25:52

Emails from half of Toronto about this – Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass hit up the Yorkville Club around noon EST today for a work out. He was with a trainer while she, according to multiple sources, “trailed behind like a puppy” and acted like a “wet blanket”. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 08:29:04 October 9, 2007 08:29:04

Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break from his work on The Love Guru in Toronto, making the trip to Wisconsin to catch some gridiron action on a not particularly exciting Sunday. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 00:00:00 October 4, 2007 00:00:00

Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Meat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 08:14:56 October 2, 2007 08:14:56

Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass were in Toronto last night eating at Morton’s The Steakhouse. Have heard conflicting reports about their demeanour. Some say they seemed relaxed though not affectionate, others observed she appeared “pouty” perhaps in response to him looking “moody”. Full Story

Shelf Ass Superhero?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 09:58:02 September 25, 2007 09:58:02

Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her bikini bottom with her dogs (now dog, singular), to dating the Pip, to leaking details of a romance with Pip, and travelling the world with Pip, Jessica Biel is reportedly on her way to nailing her very own super hero franchise. Full Story