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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I don’t like Justin Timberlake. But the Pip deserves his due. Killed it on Oprah yesterday. As usual, very impressive…the performance, I mean. The boy is like Beckham: no talking preferred.

Still…that JT is a true artist is indisputable. More than enormous talent, it’s also the versatility. Whether grooving with Snoop and Fiddy or grinding with Madonna or harmonising with Reba McIntyre, he always belongs in that musical moment. And unlike that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne, Pip actually does write for himself and everyone else these days. If only a little humility, non?

But here’s the thing - Justin could totally save Britney Spears. And he would too. If only to fuel his massive ego…can you imagine? After boasting about saving the Grammy telecast and bragging about increasing McDonald’s share prices by almost 25%, can you imagine how much bigger Pip’s head would grow if he reached out and put life into the lifeless?

I hope and pray.

And one final note re: Justin on Oprah – who are those women??? The women who were NOT teenagers. The women who were near 30, if not older. The women ACTING OUT THE LYRICS to his song? Who are you? Who does this??? Who does this and is NOT embarrassed?

Justin sang: Should"ve known better when you came around that you were going to make me cry and they panned to some broad bouncin’ around in her seat, making a crying “boo hoo” motion with her right hand… I promptly lost my sh-t and had to hit rewind on the PVR. Having a dance party over a great beat I can totally understand. Singing along to a wicked jam is cool too. But ACTING OUT THE LYRICS???

Stop. This is why Oprah stopped being relatable.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Bess in Santa Barbara who just got engaged to her beloved Matt… Congratulations! On both counts! Much love and all the best.

One Ass, One Dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2007 00:00:00 September 20, 2007 00:00:00

Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at him adoringly, thankful and appreciative …after all, he pretty much gave her her career. Full Story

Shelf Ass Meets the Mogul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2007 06:19:49 September 18, 2007 06:19:49

Loving Justin in public continues to open doors for Jessica Biel. Elevated only on the strength of her Shelf Ass and the Pipsqueak association, Jess continues to relentlessly climb the Hollywood ladder and her latest accomplishment is yet another feather in the cap of her brilliant publicist. A meeting with Dreamworks? A meeting with a movie mogul? If not for JT, how the f&ck else would Jessica Biel get a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg??? Have a look – the other night, Justin pulls up at a hotel in Beverly Hills with his girl beside him, dressed rather appropriately for a business dinner. Full Story

Baiting Hermy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:20:04 August 23, 2007 09:20:04

As I reported yesterday, following his 2nd Toronto show at the ACC, JT hopped on a private jet with the Shelf Ass and dashed to NYC. And as you know, ex Hermy ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz has been shooting in NYC and carrying on with John Mayer… Last night, Pip and Ass had dinner at his restaurant Southern Hospitality and incredibly did not snarl for the cameras waiting outside. Full Story

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt?

As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in baby talk but now she’s done something even crazier. More on that later.

Wednesday, online all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. JT and Shelf Ass left Toronto immediately after his show last night at the ACC hopping a private plane headed for NYC. She was once again his biggest fan during his performance – clapping and dancing furiously in full scale worship. I’m telling you – Stage Five Clinger.

Justin Timberlake and The Love Guru

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is one where his acting is concerned. Full Story

No sh-t on the Midas Touch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy anyway and that contrary to speculation, Jive (her label) is confident in her comeback and although a “little nervous” for her VMAs performance because…well…because she’s crazy and also because no one has any idea what she’s planning, Jive totally believes her new album will be straight up sick when it finally comes out. Full Story

sh-tting on the Midas Touch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 06:38:18 August 22, 2007 06:38:18

Straight up stupid. Genetically stupid. Chicken fried stupid. Britney Spears is so f&cking stupid. Her personal life is a disaster. Her career is a disaster – no understatement there. But then Justin Timberlake and Timbaland come along with a duet – written by Pip, produced by Timbaland, to have been recorded last month, and apparently Britney bailed at the last minute, essentially pissing away a golden opportunity, perhaps the ONLY golden opportunity, to work with the hottest, most successful partnership in music today. Full Story

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am back in Vancouver and just in time. Ten days in my mother’s house nearly killed me.

Anyway, Shrek 3 was playing on the flight home. Total waste of time though Pippy’s voice was perfect as the young Prince. Seriously … it’s the speaking voice. But if the common complaint against David Beckham is his voice, couldn’t the same be said for Little Pip? And if talent earns forgiveness, then Becks’s prowess on the pitch surely must match JT’s skill on the stage, non?

And skilled he is. Talking is one thing. All-round performing is another. Word is JT delivered the goods last night in Toronto. As I was the first to report yesterday, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel flew in on Sunday morning to join him. She travelled with him to the arena, they entered via underground and she was seen roaming from backstage to frontstage to seats throughout the show. I’m told in concert she’s exactly as Cam was: singing along (only not as loudly) to every song, almost worshipful while watching her ticket to the A List. By all accounts, both were in fine spirits which may be why audience members say JT was much more engaging this time around. JT’s night in Toronto with the Shelf Ass – more on that later.

Tuesday, all day blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Monday, August 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hopped on the red eye Saturday night from LA to Toronto. Justin Timberlake is playing 2 sold out shows at the ACC today and tomorrow. They’re apparently shacked up at the Park Hyatt. At this rate, Pip better watch himself. Because now that he’s helped her secure a spot on the A List, as they said in Wedding Crashers, this girl looks like a Stage Five Clinger.

The first photo of Britney de-wigged!

Monday – travel day, blogging on the fly, will update when I can.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Pip’s roving eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2007 06:26:28 August 20, 2007 06:26:28

Jessica Biel’s publicist can’t be happy about this one. Last week in NYC Justin Timberlake was apparently all over a brunette at the Tribeca Grand. Said a source: "It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all. He is notorious. He will f*ck anything." And word is, a few years ago in Whistler, he actually did f&ck everything. Full Story