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Pip & Becks and a little ball drop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2007 12:00:00 August 3, 2007 12:00:00

The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’s voyeur-style Minority Report sections but am definitely all over Pipsqueak’s threshold foreplay. Full Story

Shelf Ass Smug Smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at being captured again for the world to see: no name to household name in a matter of weeks… I’d be grinning too. Full Story

Shelf Ass wants an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification for Oscar. Full Story

Entrepreneurial Pip in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2007 12:00:00 July 19, 2007 12:00:00

Justin Timberlake yesterday in NYC for the opening of his restaurant Southern Hospitality. As you can see, Pipsqueak is grumpy per usual until it counts – on the carpet, while he’s selling, Pip brings his game. And his family too. Mom and grandpa showed up with other family members to support as did Jay-Z and Lance Bass but not Biel’s Shelf Ass. Full Story

Dating Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite status and choosing accordingly. Full Story

Prince > Pip Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

source Not enough love paid to The Prince after his performance at the Roosevelt. The man is wearing a pale blue disco suit and still I quiver. Justin Timberlake? Maybe in 25 years, son. Thanks Romina and Housequake! Full Story

Wednesday, June 27, 2007


Dear Gossips,

Seem to have caught myself a proper London cold from getting drenched in several sudden downpours stupidly without an umbrella. Am almost British I think. Love it.

Thanks again for your understanding yesterday during a mad rush day in Paris shooting footage for eTalk. I did NOT get to go to Collette. Am hurting.

Still… it was a good day to skip. The day Hollywood Ebola walked free looking flushed and actually rather lovely and definitely not emaciated which brings to mind all those “inside source” reports on TMZ during her incarceration. “She’s not eating, she’s truly suffering, she won’t touch her food”. Something stinks about that situation, non?

Because if you ask me, she looked pretty un-starved in every photo from every angle I saw as she catwalked her way out of the slammer. But then again, as the NY Post printed today, food was being delivered to her straight from the prison guards who for the duration of her stay turned into her snack and beauty bitches, filling her orders and personally delivering her food.

But then again, can you fault her for that? Can you fault her for going back to the tried and true? For putting her legs up and spreading the black hole in exchange for some prison pampering? Good on her for not letting jail time take away her greatest gift. That festering virus sells sex like nobody else…though for this week at least Us Weekly ain’t buying.

Love Janice Min.

A ban on Paris Hilton stories in this week"s magazine citing “Paris fatigue” as the reason, going so far as to say “that in many ways her time with US Weekly has moved on."

Hollywood Ebola no longer good enough for Us Weekly? There is a Goddess.

And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is still a farking wanker.

“Do you want me to juggle too???” Said to a child fan who had the temerity – can you imagine!!! – to ask for a photo. Because the heavens conspired to make him a star. Because he is who he is on talent alone. Because his musical gifts have saved the world as we know it. Because all of this entitles him to negate those without whom he’d be nothing.

Right.

And you wonder why I call him an ungrateful little prick whose balls never dropped? Pipsqueak forever. Pipsqueak for always.

Wednesday – again my apologies for yesterday’s lacking column. Will try to make it up to you today with a brand new giveaway. Need new shades?

Blogging from London all day…check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don"t forget to check out Duana"s guest post from yesterday. Scroll down.

Little Pip is a Dick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2007 00:00:00 June 25, 2007 00:00:00

At least according to the Swedes. Ego tripping wanker with an over-inflated sense of entitlement and a hypocrite too – that is Justin Timberlake. According to locals, when he and his Shelf Ass were in Goteborg, he was rude to fans calling out for him at his hotel, shouting out “Are you calling me a f&ck face? Go F*ck Yourself” to people below. Full Story

Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent for her and backtracked on his “step off” stance from last week, inviting her to join him in Stockholm for the Swedish leg of his tour, bringing her on his private plane, joined also by his best friend and his mum… not unlike George Clooney. Full Story

Look Out Shelf Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

It’s an evil thing we girls do…especially if we’re the ex. At one point or another, we all have…and don’t lie. Two weeks ago, an item somehow found its way into People Magazine – something about Justin Timberlake being totally in love with Jessica Biel, likely leaked by her clever, clever publicist. Full Story

Making it work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2007 00:00:00 June 12, 2007 00:00:00

In spite of the rumoured rowing and the knock down dirty fights behind closed doors, in spite of her ego at the expense of his ego, and the adoption and the adoption publicity, through thick and thin and injury, Madge and Guy are making it work…still together after all the ups and downs, now going on 7 years of marriage. Full Story