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Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Dear Gossips, Leo on Oprah yesterday resulting in countless emails from you panting over his hot, hot, heat. I’m telling you – don’t knock my #1 until you’ve seen The Departed. And if you’ve already seen The Departed, Blood Diamond will only to add to the infatuation – classic example of how one sheds the pipsqueak, Justin Timberlake might want to sign up for a lesson. Billboard Awards – a few comments below... Is it just me or did you really not give a sh-t? Tuesday, real time blogging, check back often for new posts, and click on THIS WEEK for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Idlewild winners have been contacted, Devil Wears Prada giveaway ends on Thursday.

The Daily Pipsqueak: Patrick Dempsey

October 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I"m a Burke girl. Not only am I a Burke girl, I am also rather indifferent to McDreamy…especially since in real life Patrick Dempsey is kinda awkward, like uncomfortable, make-you-squirm-in-your-seat-because-he"s-so-awkward, awkward. If you don"t believe me, YouTube his interview with Barbara Walters earlier this year. Full Story

Kfed Jr: Miracle Worker

October 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Goddess…turns out uninterrupted pregnancy can actually make the fugly just ugly. Is it the flu coming on or is my favourite homewrecker actually getting cute? Tori and her husband showed up at an event in NYC last night after several days in Toronto spreading news of Junior"s windfall and as you can see, there"s a new softness to her features that has balanced out the beast. Full Story

Dear Gwyneth: what friends are for

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I frequently contend that much of the ridiculous that "TRANSPIRES" in Hollywood can be attributed to the fact that these people are desperately lacking in genuine friendship, with a loosely formulated theory still in its infancy that supposes that the more famous the celebrity, the less authenticity exists in her companions, illustrated quite beautifully among the Hollywood Slut Brigade, and of course Lindsay Lohan featuring prominently as Exhibit A. Full Story

Leo in Details

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop into a very serious acting career, with few recent flops if any, and a professional association almost entirely centred around Martin Scorcese. Full Story

Pipsqueak & the ball drop

September 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A manly man new album and a campaign to erase the boyband era - it"s the Hollywood equivalent of a testosterone shot to finally lower those adolescent balls and in Justin Timberlake"s case to get rid of that pipsqueak once and for all. Too bad his bad ass rampage looks more like a 5 year old temper and… um… was giggling the desired reaction to what"s supposed to be "rage" in those attack-mode eyes??? Check out JT with Cam, arriving at a party last night when a photographer tried snapping photos. Full Story

JT: Pipsqueak whines his balls off

September 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh for the love of the manly man, give me a frickin’ break. Check out Justin Timberlake on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone doing his best to convince us the Goddess finally untied the jewels. And while his look does nothing for my own loins, I can appreciate the aesthetic appeal for others, especially my girl Shannon F who desperately loves his SexyBack. Full Story

Worst Grandpa: Justin Timberlake

September 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SexyBack? More like boring as f&ck. I mean, I understand the need to go band to boy to man and I know that pipsqueak squeak is like an albatross around his jock and I know the pop transition, to be taken seriously, to be looked upon as a grown-up…I know all that can’t be easy. But rockin’ a tired grey suit, without even a dash of Diddy flair (like a hot pink shirt or a glam green tie) at the MTV VMAs of all places, is just WRONG WRONG WRONG. Full Story

Teen Choice 2006: Best & Worst

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have to tell you…I was worried. I was worried that Kevin would actually be good. I was worried that I’d have to be objective and grudgingly write my approval. Like the time Paris Hilton came out with a decent, cute, vocally engineered song and we all had to admit secretly or otherwise that it was actually quite palatable? Remember that? And don’t lie. Full Story

Lilo like Mama

August 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that there was still any doubt but is there any wonder why my Lilo is a boozing, spreading, snorting mess? For me it"s not the messy room or the hooch presumably thrown back straight up like every casual underage drinker… that"s not what will ultimately bring her down. Trust me, gossips. A drinking or a drugging problem is but a mere blip compared to 2 decades of maternal damage inflicted on a troubled chid star. Full Story

The FutureSex of Justin Timberlake

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does this mean he"s turning his back on Rock Your Body and the disco video? According to Popbytes, this is the new album cover. Me? Not feeling the skinny legs. Because although I"m all for long and lanky, it"s been a summer of football thunder thighs and call me Cruise but I"d rather find myself gripped between a set of simmering solid quads than awkwardly leaning against two sticks accessorised by JT"s adolescent undropped balls and the ever present pipsqueak, you know what I mean? Full Story