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Family Madge at the Park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Madonna, Guy, Lola, and Rocco on their bikes in London the other day, spending some quality family time in the sun. Another couple not breaking up in spite of tabloid insistence that these two are rowing every day, are on the verge of a split. Needless to say, a split is not imminent. After all, what’s an adoption compared to a few bruises? As for Madonna’s collaboration with Justin Timberlake – rumour has it she was impressed and now trying to order him into some kind of one off performance together. Full Story

Who Used a Straight Iron?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2007 12:00:00 May 1, 2007 12:00:00

Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad attitude who clearly uses a straightening iron. Full Story

Of Course

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put on a clinic. Full Story

Overrated goes to Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of course. But seriously, what ELSE can Jessica Biel do BUT go to the gym, go the beach, go walk the dog, go on Letterman with a great white dress and lovely red lipstick and Just. Full Story

Some Praise for Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

He’s not my favourite but at the very least, he’s gotten over the Cry Me a River, which certainly demonstrates mild maturation. Kind words for both his high profile exes – I’m all over it. First in that interview with British GQ, the same one in which the little ingrate decided to rag on McDonalds, Justin referenced the end of his relationship with Cameron Diaz and said that he took exception to people criticizing her, claiming he would throw down if she was shown any disrespect. Full Story

Pipsqueak: someone new to blame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Let’s recap, shall we? Little Pip performed at the Grammys this year. The ratings for the show were solid. Which, really, when you think about it, is the sole purpose for inviting acts that can draw a crowd and make the event as stellar as it can be. But still…he said he felt used. He said he regretted the deal. Full Story

Pip & Biel Make Sense

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars and Paris Fashion Week. But Jessica Biel is by no means an A List Heavyweight. Full Story

Whiny Pipsqueak won’t shut up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

New interview with British GQ, little Pip’s ego continues to rage out of control. Last month he was complaining about his musical categorisation – he’s an R&B artist, remember? Don’t call it Pop, ok? Because POP is an evil word. Full Story

A Career Built on Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

They should start teaching this at acting workshops from now on. How a nobody makes the jump from tv to movies:1. go the gym A LOT. Do not work out INSIDE the gym. Always remember to stretch OUTSIDE all the time. Invite pappies2. throw ball for dog at the beach… often. Invite pappies3. walk dog in tight pants…often. Full Story

Pipsqueak: more money, more shows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

Justin Timberlake is extending his tour through September. Wonder if he’ll pull out his whiny bitch and complain about it afterwards? About how the promoters totally pimped him? About how they overworked him? About how they sold him as a “pop” star instead of as a serious R&B musician? Probably. Full Story

Pipsqueak is a Whiney Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

And THIS is why I call him Pipsqueak. New interview with Details, JT moans and groans about his “pop” status, swearing like a grown-up at the critics who’ve incorrectly labeled his music, despite the fact that he is who is he is because he was in a f&cking boyband! And still, he is an “artiste”… right? It’s, like, R&B music he’s up there squeaking to…right? He’s SUCH a manly man with creative integrity…right? Eye roll, please. Full Story