So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence.
Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap:
Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the audience but they didn’t pan to her – f&ck!) which leads him into a discussion about KFed’s album sucking even more ass and celebrating KFed’s final appearance ever at the AMAs, then he motions over to a KFed doppelganger who is lovered from the rafters into a huge box, sealed by attendants, driven to the ocean, dropped into the ocean, sinking slowly into the ocean, presumably left to drown forever and finally, he introduces the first presenter of the evening, “America’s Sweetheart, the new bachelorette”… Britney Spears.
Trust me. She KNEW.
And she looked fantastic. Still smackin’ that gum – some things never change – but also delightfully pulled together, in spite of the ghetto weave…though I do wonder what that ring is all about. The understated, simple band on her left hand…any ideas?