Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2006 12:00:00 February 23, 2006 12:00:00
Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of Kevin and an unknown blonde walking arm and arm. Needless to say, a small smutty eruption was felt across the web – who is she? Is the dirtbag cheating? What’s going on??? While there has been no conclusive evidence supporting her identity, many sites including DListed and Hollywood Rag are suggesting that the mystery skank in question is some drug addict/porn star/French singer whose name I refuse to commit to memory. See attached photos from PopSugar. Then came news from Perez this morning claiming that Britney has finally expunged the freeloading piece of sh*t (for the 10th time in as many weeks) even though she’s pregnant again – according to his exclusive sources. For what it’s worth - especially since in the world of gossip Perez Hilton is Prince only to Ted Casablanca’s King - my own Spears spies have not said a word to me about a break up or a knock up. And it’s not like we don’t hear divorce pronouncements on a daily basis about these two anyway so stay tuned and stay vigilant. As for the reports from Jeannette Walls that Kevin made a move on Jessica Simpson recently…I’m hearing complete bullsh*t. And not only because it’s coming from Life & Style. I know it’s hard to believe that Kevin wouldn’t randomly spray his spunk onto any wealthy blonde womb these days but the Fed is most definitely a golddigger before he is a sperm donor and not even he would risk jeopardizing any future financial arrangement should he really get dumped by his wife. Hooking up with some random budget slut is one thing. Hooking up with the competition is another matter entirely. Steer clear of that one, gossips.

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