Please skip to the next if you don’t care for vocabulary discussions.
My new favourite word: SKITTY. From my new London lexicon (the English are so deliciously catty, don’t you think??) meaning dirty, trashy, nasty – used to describe girls like Sienna Miller, for example, and NOT meant to be pronounced “skiddie” but skiTTy, with much emphasis on the “t’s” and a super condescending, hoity toity facial expression, as if KFed just rolled up in his Ferrari and expected you to be impressed.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the Maxim party last night, looking remarkably nonplussed by the Brandon battle but still as skitty as ever in an overly mature ensemble with the kind of makeup that is acceptable ONLY when David Beckham has just f&cked the sh*t out of you. And while La Lohan has certainly made her way around, I don’t think she’s invaded Posh’s territory…yet.