Blender knows best: KFed sucks ass

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Shocker of shockers…we aren"t the only ones unimpressed by his beat-me-face. And beyond the blog universe, it"s nice to see that even Blender Magazine is speaking the gospel, listing Kevin Federline in their list of the 50 Worst Things Ever to Happen to Music. Best part is - not only did he rank, he actually cracked the top 15, coming in at #12…AHEAD of AIDs and Mark David Chapman. Ok so maybe that’s a facetious stretch but still - you have to appreciate the humour behind the dubious honour…that Kevin Federline is MUCH WORSE than the contagious effects of vocal gymnastics and the multiple times Puff Daddy has changed his name and JOSH frickin" GROBAN and Van Halen"s inability to hang on to a lead singer. Unfortunately for us though, Blender might know best but Britney continues to know nothing. Which is why the Master of Golddiggery still has a home, which is why his smug little smirk is still taunting us, which is why he persists in contaminating her career, which is why, according to TMZ, she has finally dragged her lazy ass into the gym for a big splash comeback to coincide with his album launch. Now on the surface this sounds promising: the return of Britney, Britney unchubbed, Britney de-Cheeto"d, Britney re-glammed. But here"s the problem - what exactly is the message behind her efforts? That his piss poor hip hop is the only impetus deemed worthy of getting her sh*t together? Sorry gossips…but that, to me, isn"t an improvement. That, to me, is a sign of regression…a sign that things are getting worse, a huge neon sign that she is a Slave 4 Him, she cannot hold it, she cannot control it. Is this good news? Is it really??? Thanks to Dinah for the tip. Source
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