The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes

December 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity to remind us that a baby is on the way. Oh…right. And that he’s truly in love with HER, as opposed to the potential of her inheritance. Please. Did you read this sh-t? An “exclusive” to People Magazine? Ultra-romantic details of his re-proposal over Christmas? If not, have a read and prepare to Rossum - my favourite part highlighted below: Junior: "We sat on a bench overlooking the lake and I gave Tori her last Christmas present (her engagement ring). I"d wrapped the ring in a much bigger box, and as soon as she opened the ring box I asked her to marry me again. It was very romantic and magical." Tori: "I immediately started crying and said "Yes! Again and again and again!" What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly." Right. Because other people create baby boys out of boredom and nestle them in their armpits …. WTF??? Seriously gossips, that is a level of cheese-ass nausea not even Tom Cruise could surpass. Who talks like that? And more importantly, who responds to people talking like that??? Source
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