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Kevtwan Labritnius…or Kevtwan LaBritnia???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2006 12:00:00 October 23, 2006 12:00:00

Multiple news agencies are now reporting that SPF v 2 may not be SPF v 2 but a little girl named Jayden, at least that’s what KFed’s grandma or some other member of the illustrious Federline family has taken to calling their second bank deposit.   People Magazine is expected to get the exclusive, likely to drop next week…yes, yes, just in time for Kevin’s album release. Full Story

Mischa Barton & the sour suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Though I"m not a fan of the dead eyes, I am a fan of Mischa style. I also think she"s extraordinarily pretty…when she"s not doing the sucker pucker - at least a 10 year age difference. AT LEAST. Fact of the matter is, the only women who look good with pursed lips and gaunt cheekbones are models and even then, only with the assistance of photoshop. Full Story

Heather Mills plays the victim card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

This bitch is brilliant. Masters of Golddiggery and Manipulation generally are and as we all know, Heather Mills has achieved the kind of enlightenment in both categories KFed only dreams of. But then again, we are dealing with Sir Paul"s billion dollar bank account…she really did have to step up her game. Full Story

Britney Emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

Woah. They said she was workin" out like mad...and they did NOT exaggerate. First sighting since the arrival of KFed"s second cash deposit - name still unconfirmed, rumoured to be Sutton Pierce but according to Kevin, unless *he* tells you it"s legit, you best not believe it yet. Whatever. Truth be told, I"m not totally down with the Reese Witherspoon imitation but that said, it is a remarkable improvement, and we should always reward small steps. Full Story

Blender knows best: KFed sucks ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

Shocker of shockers…we aren"t the only ones unimpressed by his beat-me-face. And beyond the blog universe, it"s nice to see that even Blender Magazine is speaking the gospel, listing Kevin Federline in their list of the 50 Worst Things Ever to Happen to Music. Best part is - not only did he rank, he actually cracked the top 15, coming in at #12…AHEAD of AIDs and Mark David Chapman. Full Story

Tori Transformed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

As we all know, a child"s power is infinite and while I don"t have one myself, nor do I ever intend to, I can certainly appreciate the transformational properties of pregnancy and how it can enhance even the most wretched. Here"s Tori last night at the Kohl"s Transformation Nation Fall Fashion Show. Full Story

Only Britney loves the Beat-Me-Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

My dog Marcus has a Sleep Smell: it wafts around the house when he"s hunkered in deep slumber, especially after a long hike or a day at the beach, he burrows into the couch and gives off this ... smell. It"s not putrid, it"s not disgusting, it"s not like decaying flesh or anything... but it"s not flowers either. Full Story

The Pitts: Philanthropic Fishy-ness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

New photo of Angelina en route to the set, ridiculously beautiful as usual. But because it’s Angelina…a new scandal has emerged… A new report was released yesterday from Radar Online with alleged information that the Pitts have reneged on a pledge made to a Namibian pre-school originally made at the time of the Chosen One’s arrival. Full Story

The Charmed Lives of KFed & The Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

The incomparable Thomas Hardy on Jack Durbeyfield from Tess of the D"Urbervilles: "Durbeyfield was what was once called a slack-twisted fellow; he had good strength to work at times; but the times could not be relied on to coincide with the hours of requirement; and, having been unaccustomed to the regular toil of the day-labourer, he was not particularly persistent when they did so coincide". Full Story

On Sutton Pierce Federline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2006 12:00:00 September 18, 2006 12:00:00

SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for her children, no matter how much Taco Bell is coursing through their blood. Full Story

2 for Britney, 4 for Kevin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney’s 2nd child and Kevin"s 4th, made his debut very early on 12 September, reportedly a boy, reportedly 6 pounds and them some, reportedly via c-section just to squeeze in that tummy tuck, and we can only hope her womb takes a sabbatical now that her golddigging slime of a husband has two cash cows to bank on. Full Story