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Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her mother"s betrayal"??? Alleging that her mother has been having an affair??? Gossips, I don"t care who you are and how much money you stand to lose, you keep that sh*t behind closed doors with the lawyers. Full Story

Britney breaks my heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2006 12:00:00 June 28, 2006 12:00:00

While some of you might prefer this disinfected, airbrushed version of Britney over the rat tatty iteration we can smell from a mile away, these photos only succeed in depressing me more than ever, like spending a small fortune on a Balenciaga from eBay and finding a "Made in China" label sewn in the pocket. Full Story

Friday, June 23, 2006 Dear gossips, UPDATE NEW FOR JUNE 23 at 5pm EST: Dear gossips, Apologies if you don"t care to receive more than one gossip update per day. Just wanted to alert you to a couple of things before the weekend. First - Victoria Beckham in Canada. She was in Winnipeg and I"ve got exclusive details about her visit tonight on eTalk. If you don"t live in Canada or if you don"t have time to watch, check back over the weekend and I"ll have the full scoop for you then. Next. Tori Spelling. People Magazine reported late yesterday that Tori Spelling & KFed Jr were "on their way home from Canada to be with" Aaron Spelling, Tori"s father who suffered from a stroke FIVE DAYS AGO. However, as of 1pm EST on Friday, June 23rd, my sources Michelle and Cathy tell me that she was STILL in Toronto, walking hand in hand down Cumberland Avenue. He apparently looked grungy and she was teeny tiny. Are you telling me someone with her bank account can"t hop on a flight ASAP? I can"t even imagine the wreck I would be if anything happened to my father. Or anyone I care deeply about. I mean, if I had the resources, I would do whatever it took to be with them immediately, nevermind waiting almost an entire week before honouring my family with my longawaited presence. And before you challenge me on it, yes - it"s happened to me. When my mother finally got the call for a kidney transplant, I was stuck on Vancouver Island, with a ferry and a 5 hour flight between us. I made it home in 36 hours, waiting on standby and $1,200 poorer, just in time to see her wheeled out with what she called her new "baby", squawking at the top of her lungs for PIZZA like 3 hours after the operation. Strange for a woman who never hankered for "white" food. She claims however that the donor was a young caucasian who liked pasta and potatoes, hence her incessant and highly demanding requests to "feed my baby aiya, feed my baby". But I digress. The point is - You couldn"t possibly name an an acceptable excuse for not rushing home to Dad. Especially when you"re seen around Yorkville with you golddigging bastard of a husband sauntering about on a summer day. But you know what this merits in China culture? It"s a thousand year curse on the bloodline, y"all. Some things are just THAT unforgivable. Trust me, Tori Spelling will get hers. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey REGULAR COLUMN POSTED at 4AM PST June 23rd. I survived the glacier and the snowboarding and there’s one more shoot tomorrow which is the LUGE if you can frickin’ believe it. THE LUGE! Anyway, it’s another early call time and I just got back from the Whistler series premiere party, so I’m doing away with the usual long ass tome and just givin’ it to you straight and dirty tonight, again without much editing…hope you don’t mind. In today’s short column: Justin let loose, Keith not so much, Posh on Canadian soil, a Maple Leaf Hilton backlash, more garbage from Britney’s mouth, and bear if you don’t want to read about me selling out, I suggest you skip the Daily Hairapy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. But just in case you’re mad at me, there’s a bonus smutty riddle at the bottom. Are we friends again?

Britney Spears: the booboos are back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2006 12:00:00 June 23, 2006 12:00:00

She’s a disaster…and I cannot get enough! Still intent on changing public perception about her marriage, Britney sat down for an interview and a photoshop/photosession with OK Magazine to dish on booboos and marriage and even how she “keeps fit” during pregnancy. Say whaaaa? Now I am by no means a fan of anorexia but come on…when was the last time you’d describe Britney has “fit”??? Seriously, y’all…are we sure she hasn’t been lobotomized? See for yourself. Full Story

Tori Spelling out for blood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. She’s ugly, she’s amoral, and she’s vicious too. Tori brought it to Toronto this weekend and she’s turning out to be quite the c-bomb to be reckoned with. Poor Mary Jo Eustace. She really didn’t stand a chance. As usual, Tori arrived with KFed Jr in tow, happily preening and licking for your viewing pleasure. Full Story

The Daily Golddigger: Kfed in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

The swagger is back bitches. And why the hell not? As every tabloid and gossip blog proclaimed his defeat, Kfed did eventually win the latest battle. Which explains the return of the trademark Federline rapacity, in full force at Mansion this weekend, on yet another club visit to promote his "music. Full Story

Britney vs Julia and the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2006 12:00:00 June 16, 2006 12:00:00

Did she really call her kids her “booboos”??? And did she really call out Julia Roberts for being a homewrecker too? Did she really say her “maid” was a “slacker”??? I hope you watched it. Please tell me you did. A full hour of Britney – it was SO worth it. Not only for pure entertainment value but also as a public service announcement against the dangers of child stardom. Full Story

Kfed toes the line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

What a miracle, non? All of a sudden, the divorce talk is dashed, we"re assured that they are indeed still "together", and ta da! Kevin and Britney show up with Sean in his arms, the picture of unhappiness and white trashiness - don"t you just love it??? Sadly…no. I don"t love it. I don"t love it at all. Full Story

Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than strong and that the intense scrutiny on her private life and her mothering skills is the bane of her existence. Full Story

Kfed cleanshaven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

You think you know and then when it happens, you actually find out you don"t know at all. Because Kevin Federline decided to un-thug hisself for Item Magazine and the result has left me feeling dirtier than I did when he was still trying to be black. Highlights from the article, however, are a damn good read. Full Story

Brian Austin Green likes "em young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

She"s like 19 or something - a very, very attractive girl who apparently can"t wait til she gets home. No, seriously, she can"t. The little sexpot is horny on wheels. Now six months ago, I was all over the growed up and surprisingly hot Brian Green. These days? Definitely not. Definitely not feeling the pervy playboy style, especially from someone who peaked professionally a decade ago and is hanging on to his 10 year p&ssy pass for as long as he can. Full Story