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Heather Mills: gold digger on the loose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

If Dean McDermott and Kevin Federline are the crown princes of golddiggery, Heather Mills must be the current Empress Dowager. On the 0ff chance you’ve been avoiding gossip over the last 2 days, you should know that Macca’s cut her loose, making Stella very happy, and yet so very concerned. After all…the dumb sod didn’t sign a pre-nup and as you would expect, the UK tabs are now having a field day speculating about how many millions that greedy little bitch will end up hobbling away with. Full Story

Skitty is the new skank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

Please skip to the next if you don’t care for vocabulary discussions. My new favourite word: SKITTY. From my new London lexicon (the English are so deliciously catty, don’t you think??) meaning dirty, trashy, nasty – used to describe girls like Sienna Miller, for example, and NOT meant to be pronounced “skiddie” but skiTTy, with much emphasis on the “t’s” and a super condescending, hoity toity facial expression, as if KFed just rolled up in his Ferrari and expected you to be impressed. Full Story

Dean McDermott defines Goldiggery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2006 12:00:00 May 14, 2006 12:00:00

Nothing to do on a 9 hour flight but stock up on celebrity rags and kill time. Made the mistake of reading the People Magazine article with exclusive details on Dean McDermott’s goldmine of a wedding in Fiji. Total trainwreck, y’all. You read and you cringe and you read some more and the bile starts coming up and you want to stop but you just can’t because deep down inside you’re a sick dirty bitch who can’t look away. Full Story

Britney Spears: non news & wishful thinking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

Like you were surprised??? On the off chance you"ve been confined to gossip detox for the last 24 hours, Britney Spears went on Letterman last night and confirmed the worst kept secret in Hollywood - that Kevin Federline is the most fertile man in the history of sperm and that he has managed to secure another million dollars from her womb. Full Story

Britney: looking good in NY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - when or if she pulls her head outta her ass and ditches the deadbeat. Full Story

Tori gets her Federline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

I have to give it to Dean McDermott. The man - a Canadian no less - has succeeded where Kfed didn"t. Because while Kevin stupidly believes that he will become more than just Britney"s husband, that his own career will really catch fi-ya, Dean is astute enough to realise that he is and will always be NOTHING. Full Story

Behind Baby Scandal #2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

Warring tabloids and a motherload of spin to sift through. As usual, Britney’s in the thick of it. Let’s to it, shall we? The ever reliable Star Magazine released their latest cover today – huge headlines blaring: Brit’s Baby Fractures Skull! According to Bonnie Fuller, wee Kevtwan LaBritnius fell off his high chair several days ago and when his concerned parents noticed 6 days later that his nap time had suddenly increased, they took him to the hospital where it was determined he had suffered a “minor skull fracture and a blood clot. Full Story

JLH: two faced and slutty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

For the love of Audrey, would this skank ass bitch PLEASE stop pretending she’s Hepburn? Ain’t gonna happen, honey. Because Audrey would never have let Wilmer Valderrama try out his 8 inches in her high class garage. She also wouldn’t blaze a trampy trail through half of Hollywood, although I wouldn’t mind one bit if she tempted her way over to Britney’s house and swallowed some KFed. Full Story

Britney & Kevin: ugly but happy in Atlanta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2006 12:00:00 March 26, 2006 12:00:00

Mrs. Federline decided to send Janice Min and the folks at Us Weekly a huge "F&CK YOU" this weekend by showing up in Atlanta for Kfed"s weeklong birthday party. As you can see from the accompanying photos, the Federlines look happy. Oily and dirty, but happy nonetheless. And while I applaud Britney"s attempt to glam up for the occasion, I am saddened by the fact that - once again - she has failed miserably. Full Story

Sharon Stone: old broads shouldn"t do pigtails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2006 12:00:00 March 22, 2006 12:00:00

Granted, this bitch is postal but I"d be willing to give up ciggies forever if it meant looking like this at 48 (from Saving Face). Surgery or not - and it"s not likely not - Sharon Stone looks fantastic in Berlin . However, I do draw the line at the pigtails. Full Story

Sunday, March 19, 2006 Dear gossips, We are in the middle of a gossip drought. While the real stars have all gone back to work or have chosen to hibernate before the blockbuster summer season, b-list skanks like Paris Hilton and her maybe raging case of herpes are trying to take their places. Nice try…but I don"t think so. In today"s short issue: another TomKat sighting, Kelly O"s new physique, the Federlines clean up, and - since it"s a slow news day - a selection of photos from the past, just because I"d rather look backwards than give any more column space to the whoring antics of the Hollywood slut brigade.