KFed Gossip

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Thursday, March 16, 2006
Dear gossips, If you look hard enough, there is a downside to a Best Actor Oscar nomination. For Joaquin Phoenix, it"s the heightened public interest and the unwelcome infatuation from a new fanbase resulting in the sharp increase of candid photos - unusual because in the past we would go months without any sightings whatsoever. Needless to say, these recent developments have thrown a major wrench into my Phoenix detox plans. After all, how does one overcome an obsession when she keeps seeing photos of him every day??? But more on that later. In today"s issue: Pitt wedding speculation yet again, KFed dethroned, Jessica in Washington, Demi & Ashton and the rumoured babe, an 80s blast from the past, and grooming tips for Josh Hartnett.

Tori Spelling and the new Federline

March 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From JJB. I"d like to start by complimenting Tori Spelling. For a girl who looks like someone stepped on her face, I think she"s made the most of her deficiencies. There is a glass ceiling for de-uglification, you know. And no matter how hard certain people try, the Goddess only lets them get so far. Full Story

Jennifer Love Hewitt won"t go away

March 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They weren"t terribly discriminating at the Elton John party, were they? Because if JLH got an invite, anyone could have gotten an invite. This, my fellow gossips, is clearly a job for Kevin Federline. Time to ruin another career, knock her up, make her ugly, and get her the f&ck outta this town. Something tells me she"d be interested too. Full Story

Christina looking good

March 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Though I shudder to think of what she looks like sans maquillage, I do like the married Aguilera (from JustJared). I like her style, I like her body, I even like her wig. Yeah sure, I’ll admit it borders on possessed porcelain doll and it would be nice to see what a tan would do for the poor girl but at the very least she’s not wearing chaps. Full Story

Tom Hanks: not sweet

March 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Saving Face. Look, I hate to pick on Tom Hanks. He"s a terrific actor, he seems like a wonderful person, and he doesn"t do anything to court the kind of criticism usually reserved for useless pricks like Kevin Federline. But I am just not feeling the hair. Full Story

Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too

February 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of Kevin and an unknown blonde walking arm and arm. Full Story

Britney Spears and People Magazine

February 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m a total sucker for a great People Magazine profile. From JustJared. This one about Britney is another one of those. Bullsh*t? Of course! But for the first time in a long time, I actually liked her a little, which is saying a lot. Now before some of you go rip roaring for blood, reminding me of the baby driving incident. Full Story

Sienna hustles and flows

February 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen Hustle & Flow? If you haven"t, you must. It"s perversely hilarious and heartbreaking all at once. Anyway, for the benefit of those who haven"t had the pleasure, Terrence Howard plays DJay, a low down ghetto pimp with only two ho"s on the bankroll. Lex is his more competent moneymaker. Full Story

Tuesday, February 7, 2006
Dear gossips, My apologies for the way the site was performing (or not) yesterday. But I also want to thank you for the cause. Because of your repeat visits, you are clogging up my site! THANK YOU! The bad news is it will take a little while longer to upgrade. Maybe a week. The good news though is that if you are a subscriber, you get the full text of my column delivered to your mailbox every time I post anyway so you"re not missing anything but the photos. And to view those, you can always wait until later on in the day to hit the site, when traffic peters off a little bit. As a general rule, the morning rush slows the site down. After lunch - in North America - things should be back to normal. To subscribe, click here or click on the "subscribe" feature on the left hand side of the page. Thanks so much for your patience and understanding. I promise I"m working on getting this baby back up to lightning speed. In the meantime, if you missed it, please click on "This Week" and check out Sunday night"s column. Due to script changes at eTalk I was unable to unveil the hotbox honey, but if you go back to it, I"ve updated the site to let you in on the not-so-secret secret. Am sick with a raging cold so I"ll make it brief to leave some juice for tomorrow night"s post-Grammy extravaganza. Madge vs. Mariah. I can hardly wait. Besides, it seems to be a slow week anyway, which is why Britney"s baby fiasco is making waves in the smutting universe. In today"s short issue: Momma Britney under fire, KFed workin" the Grammy angle, Sharon"s breasts (USE CAUTION FOR NUDITY), Rosario Dawson is a lucky bitch, and I"m pulling for Winona.

Britney"s baby drama

February 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have heard from several of you today regarding Britney"s irresponsible mothering, captured by pappies as she made her escape from their "dangerous" pursuit. Here"s what Cathy wrote to me earlier, echoing, I"m sure, the sentiments of many parents out there: "as a mother, I am HORRIFIED that that dumb piece of trash thinks her lap is more protective than a car seat!!!!!!!!!! Forgive my strong terminology but I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt Lainey. Full Story

KFed has her support

February 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you"re still hoping that Britney"s going to dump her golddigging piece of sh*t, don"t hold your breath. My sources are telling me that things are better than ever. So good in fact that she has finally given his pathetic music career her full endorsement which is why she agreed to attend a Grammy pre-party with him the other night, hand in hand, low classy per usual. Full Story