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Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take a few weeks, it might even take a few months…but It. Full Story
What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story
Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. Full Story
F*ck Britney. What"s KFed compared to disease? Kylie Minogue yesterday telling cancer to jump up her ass. Love it. As you can see, K is back... Kylie is working on a new album and will be starring alongside David Tennant for a Dr Who Christmas special (here she is on set) and of course she is single and lookin’ for love. Full Story
Had the same problem before getting married – every guy I’ve ever dated with the exception of maybe, MAYBE, two…all douches. Like disgusting. Revolting. Sick. Then again, I’ve never had her qualifications. But Britney… Britney could aim so much higher. But still she persists. Full Story
Oh I remember this. If you’re old in your 30s like me, you remember too. And if you’re in your 20s now, you know … it’s just what girls do. Lindsay Lohan’s new preoccupation – his name is AJ Lamas, son of Lorenzo Lamas. So no wonder why I called him cheese yesterday. Full Story
You know what’s sad about Britney – in a long, long, long list of sad things about Britney? Britney actually thinks she’s smart, clever, and funny, like that dude at a party with all the hardy har har bad jokes. Kinda like my husband. My husband is the quintessential Bad Joke at the Party Guy – the guy who makes the obvious comment, the comments about poo or farting or sex. Full Story
Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always come for cold hard cash. Full Story
What do you make of this? Britney’s reason for cutting off her mother – she says she’s not an addict, was never an addict, and feels her mother and her manager and her ex husband betrayed her by pushing her into rehab for addictions that never existed. Threatened by KFed, Britney entered Promises as those around her denied her access to her kids until she did what they wanted. Full Story
Back in Vancouver, happy to be home if only for a few days… New York and London next week!
So at press time, Barbara Walters is getting ready to appear on The View this morning to discuss her impromptu phone call with Paris Hilton yesterday. Barbara was apparently on the phone with Kathy Hilton when Paris beeped in from prison. Paris said she wanted to chat, called Barbara collect, and explained that she has now found the Lord, that she is tired of “playing dumb”, that her old act was no longer “cute”, and that she plans to emerge from prison a changed person, ready to “make a difference.”
Indeed. As we all know, that sh-t is unkillable. Paris, like all deadly viruses, will survive jail. And she will especially survive a comfortable room in the prison infirmary, with a telephone at her disposable. How luxe. But while I don’t doubt that Hollywood Ebola will rage back stronger than ever, the stink today surrounds Barbara Walters – Barbara Walters the obsequious, who will undoubtedly fellate the Hilton family for the first exclusive, who will likely interview Paris without the hardhitting questions, with her head shoved so far up that black hole, just like it was at the height of the Rosie vs Donald bloodbath when she chose not to back up her girl but catered instead to the whim of her wealthy "friend"…if you ask me, Barbara Walters is the worst representative on a show supposed to represent women.
And I’ve no doubt, given her ties to the Hiltons, Walters will lead the Paris positivity parade… Beware Barbara Walters: the old broad has been infected.
Monday – blogging real time all day, check back often for fresh posts.
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Wendy and Ellery in Calgary – all my love and best wishes. Am hoping along with you that that baby girl stays safely tucked away for at least a few more weeks. Stay relaxed….will try to bring my best smut to help, Lainey
PPS. Tori Spelling and KFed Jr in Toronto this week attended to by a personal photographer/paparazzo seen following them around on several occasions by accident on purpose. Unfortunately, only one photo of their promotional visit has been published...snort. Master of Goldiggery gets no love in Canada? Eat that Junior…
Dirty Sexy Money. Great title, great show, announced yesterday at the CTV Upfronts with Donald Sutherland on hand to support. Starring Peter Krause, debuting this Fall, Dirty Sexy is one of next season’s most highly anticipated new shows. Had the opportunity to interview Sutherland, was super nervous – me I mean – but he is a legend and the sweetest ever.
Also a member of the cast present yesterday – Samaire Armstrong, best known perhaps for playing Anna on The OC, one time some time friend of Lindsay Lohan…with hopefully not too much in common anymore? She’s adorable but, well, she seriously wasn’t lookin’ too good.
PS. Did you know it’s pronounced Sameerah?
And then there’s Gossip Girl based on the books – latest offering from The OC’s Josh Schwartz. Have a thing for high school shows, and Gossip Girl is 100% a high school show: 90210 in NYC for the Facebook generation.
Will there be another Friday Night Lights? Will another series achieve perfection? Doubtful. But they say Dirty Sexy Money is the next Sopranos…stay tuned.
Had the pleasure of joining Proud FM in Toronto this morning for a radio chat. Morning segment is hosted by Ken Costick and Mary Jo Eustace. Mary Jo Eustace, formerly of What’s for Dinner, and more notoriously formerly of KFed Jr. Seeing Mary Jo in person, 40 is the new 30, SO beautiful even at the crack of dawn with nary a trace of makeup, and funny and sharp and reserved in that waspy, classy way…
And all passed for Tori Spelling?
Golddigging greed can clearly make a man deaf, dumb, blind, and straight up f*ckin’ stupid. Yes, Junior, I’m talking to you.
Finally, Shemar Moore kissed me in an elevator (watch eTalk tonight) and had the pleasure of hangin’ with the cast of Degrassi. Here’s Shemar with eTalk host Tanya Kim and me with my girl Du and the adorable Lauren Collins…aka Paige.
My dress is The Poem – Joyce Ma for Sweet Chemise. Keeps the wobbly bits in check.
Tuesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.
Yours in gossip,