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Monday, March 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

There was absolutely NO smutty emergency yesterday re: Britney. She was taken to hospital, it was supposedly a dental issue, she was released very quickly, the pappies lost their sh-t over nothing. And yes… I’m a conspiracy lover just as much as you…but these photos below taken upon her arrival at Century City Hospital don’t exact show an OD’ing bitch being carried inside to get her stomach pumped, you know what I mean?

Let’s focus on the positive, shall we?

She did NOT celebrate KFed’s birthday party in Vegas this weekend - VERY good news.  She is dancing again - also very good news. And it’s been five days since she exited rehab and we still haven’t seen her poonie – the best news. So call me Cruise but optimism rules. More on Britney below.

Monday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,



Granny Nic havin’ a baby… again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and her employee husband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s “told her friends”. Full Story

KFed Jr: Hard Work Pays Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00

As far as Goldiggery is concerned, you really do have to tip your hat to Junior. Any man who can stomach Tori Spelling so willingly and smile about it for the cameras and fight off the nausea and hold back the bile, even when the possibility of an inheritance seemed remote, even during the dark days when Candy Spelling cut her off – a persevering sacrificing golddigger is a masterful golddigger indeed. Full Story

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 Dear Gossips, I suppose it was a good week to be sick, because when the hottest news in Hollywood is the arrival of KFed Jr’s paycheque… well… suffice to say, I don’t feel so guilty about staying in bed. In fact, given how repulsive I am right now, that I could probably turn most straight men gay, maybe staying in bed isn’t such a bad idea. Still… smut calls. And my bitch was bored from sleeping and watching every DVD released in the last 6 months, though there is one positive: Maggie Gyllenhaal. Of course I’ve always liked Maggie Gyllenhaal. I liked her very much after Sherry Baby. But to love her…to love Maggie is a new experience. And I’m sorry it took me so long. The movie is called Stranger Than Fiction and while she’s not the female lead, she has the most likeable, most adorable, most natural way about her. And sexy too. In a quirky, surprise-you-when-you’re-not-looking kind vibe. Am totally in love. Also – cute detail: at one point in the movie she hands a muffin over to a customer and says “please give this to Ramona”. Warm and fuzzy, non? Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and thank you thank you thank you for your patience. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Britney: Love in Rehab? Leaving Rehab?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Do you think the tabloids have “planted” their own moles inside Promises to dig up as much dirt on Britney as possible so they can sell out the details of her treatment to the rags. I think yes… you? Two differing reports today, first the National Enquirer – despite KFed’s regular presence during visitation, their sources say Britney has fallen in love with some random rocker named Jason Filyaw inside battling alcoholism. Full Story

Gisele expecting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. And Bridget Moynahan must be losing her sh-t. Full Story

Nick Cannon: the Backpack Dealbreaker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2007 12:00:00 March 7, 2007 12:00:00

Call me old fashioned but I’m not really down with a guy who likes the frills. At least not this way. And as cute as Nick Cannon is – he’s even cuter in person – I still object to the LV backpack. On anyone I would object…but especially a boy. If a boy wanted to take me out and showed up with an LV backpack, even if he looked like Leo and acted like Kyle Chandler, I’d still shut my loins and say no thank you. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

Hope getting stronger, y’all. Britney looking promising on a supervised outing from rehab yesterday. As you can see, the Carol Channing wig is gone, as is the f&cked up and crazy attack face. It’s been a week now, physical detox should be complete, now it’s just workin’ out her head. Hope is hard to kill, see? As for those rumours of reconciliation with Kevin Federline – I was the first to report it last week - that both are considering the possibility, but I’m also hearing that Britney has been advised against it so soon from those counseling her, at least not right away. Full Story

Friday, February 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,


It’s 4am in LA.

The Good News: at press time, Britney is still in rehab.

The Bad News: Kevin Federline looks like a saint. And talk of a reconciliation is abuzz. Loose rumours, will keep you posted.


The Worst News: Spoiler, avert eyes…

Grey’s Anatomy is the bad news. Period.

Anything but ordinary??? Anything but ordinary in the Hallways of Heaven?

With the exception of the always outstanding Sandra Oh - So lame. So weak. So ass. So time to quit…which means that, like Friends, I’ll probably keep watching it and hating it until its eventual merciful death. Why do we do that???

Two days til Oscar, I’ll be heading over to shoot some pre-links on the red carpet later. Don’t forget to catch the CTV live arrival coverage on Sunday – I’ll be riffing without a time delay and chances are, since I have to be up at 4am that day…well, you know how it is…

And also, the Backstage Blog on ctv.ca from inside the press room. Me 10 feet away from Gwyneth? I"ll try not to lose my sh-t.

Friday, blogging on the fly, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in Oscar gossip, Lainey

The New Kevin Federline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

So he visited her at Promises today, spent an hour and a half inside, and miraculously the press found out about it like 30 minutes later. Convenient, yes. Conspiratorial? Yes as well. But many in the Spears Camp are apparently grateful for his effect on her, given that as a result of his urging and last ditch threats, she has finally made it through one entire day of rehab…and counting. Full Story

KFed: It worked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

He motioned to take the babies away from her, it scared her enough to go back to rehab. NEVER thought I"d say this but... Well played KFed, well played. And admirably enough, he has cancelled his family court appearance today, lending more credence to speculation as mentioned earlier that he and Lynne were working together on this, believing it would scare her straight. Full Story