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KFed Makes his Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

As expected, and in light of Britney’s public collapse, Kevin Federline is going for his children after seeking and being granted an emergency hearing in family court this morning. And you know, if he gets the boys, he also gets the financial support that goes along with it. Having said that, in all fairness, it has also been reported that Kevin has been extremely committed to his sons since Britney started unraveling hardcore and that he and Lynne Spears are actually working together to care for the babies. Full Story

Britney: the road to rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

As I mentioned earlier, everyone is talking now, sharing insider information on how out of control she was before finally going to Promises. There are reports that her breakdown was not only rootedin her disappointment over the breakdown of her marriage to that loser f&ck but also her struggle through years of family turmoil exacerbated by her aunt’s death a few weeks ago. Full Story

Everyone Kick Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

She exploits herself and she is exploited by everyone around her. Sigh. Sadness. Britney supposedly felt betrayed by all the men in her life: KFed, Justin, Isaac Cohen. Add to that list a long line of employees now coming forward to capitalise on her troubles. A former “potential” nanny has spoken and Us Weekly, of course, has all the details. Full Story

Britney: The Breakdown Update (Monday February 19)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

As of press time (Monday morning 5am PST) Britney’s whereabouts since Friday night have not been confirmed. There have been multiple sightings – some are saying she was at the Mondrian on Sunday afternoon chainsmoking up a storm, showing no signs of drying out, there’s also a ridiculous rumour that she’s being Scientologised at the Celebrity Centre through Narconon, Tom Cruise’s magic 3 day addiction cure program. Full Story

KFed Jr Gives Gifts?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and his goldmine dispensing sex advice is exactly what anyone always wanted. Full Story

Tori Spelling: what’s worse than Pity?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Ask Jennifer Aniston. Because there is NOTHING worse than being pitied. To have people feel sorry for you, to have people look upon you as charity, to be stripped of dignity – nothing makes you feel smaller…and oh clever Karma, this is what has happened to Tori Spelling! Hee! Desperate to sell off every aspect of their lives, desperate to pimp out every piece of their privacy, Tori and KFed Jr reportedly accepted Tupperware’s offer to host the baby shower. Full Story

Praise Goddess, Britney single?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

X17 F&ck. Almost there. Almost another week without having to write about her. But this is good news… I think. Because Britney apparently told x17 pappies she and new beau Isaac Cohen were “not together”. Which frees her up for Pipsqueak. Full Story

Monday, January 15, 2007 Dear Gossips, Home now and hang on tight…it’s shaping up to be a killer few weeks. Globes tonight, Sundance kicks off Thursday, Oscar nominations announced next Tuesday, followed by the SAGs, Grammys, and BAFTAs in quick succession leading up to the Big Show on Feb 25. Smut season in full bloom – be ready! Back in Vancouver, trying to resettle, and have to vent – my PVR/TiVo box screwed up my recordings and I MISSED last week’s all new episode of Friday Night Lights! Huge tragedy, have not recovered, thank Goddess for Television Without Pity - sometimes reading is actually better than watching, though if you STILL haven’t been watching…what are you waiting for? FNL is the PERFECT show – for girls, for boys, and everything in between. As for Jake Gyllenhaal hosting Saturday Night Live…just as entertaining as JT a few weeks before, so much so that there was a Quiver. Not for long, not throughout, but a Quiver nonetheless, EXCEPT for the overjuiced pipes resulting in a little bit of a pinhead and perhaps the one obstacle – aside from the obvious – to his inclusion on the Freebie Five…more on Jakey later. Monday – live blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, keep scrolling down for old posts you may have missed. Heads up also for Tuesday: full GG wrap up including red carpet commentary and smutty roundup from the afterparties. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Last week, a full week and I’m proud to say – no posts on Britney or Paris. So what have you missed? Absolutely nothing. Out every night with a new man who looks like KFed, trips to Vegas, photo opp with one child, a new dog to abuse…same old, same old, am bored already, am gunning for another week of Britney-less smutting. Stay tuned…

Gold: Tacky Trash for B, 3 Times Sweet for Canada!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2007 12:00:00 January 5, 2007 12:00:00

Sorry non-Canadians, but like I said yesterday, we f&ckin’ own this game. Well done Juniors!!! And… Not well done Britney. Gold, gawdy, tits down to her ankles, all kinds ugly – pile on the disparaging adjectives, giddy’up, giv’er…she deserves it all. Oh and take a trip down memory lane too – three years ago, zit cream and ciggies. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

As I said yesterday, the water bottle sobriety campaign is laughable at best. And still my bloated, bipolar Lilo is still not as dumb as Britney…thank Goddess. She may be a bigger trainwreck but intellectually speaking, I’m thinkin’ there’s more than a slight edge. Us Weekly is reporting that KFed wanted a piece of Red and in return he was told to beat it – all exchanged via text message, of course. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity to remind us that a baby is on the way. Full Story