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Britney Spears: relative thinking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2006 12:00:00 December 20, 2006 12:00:00

So she walks around with no panties. And when she does wear panties, we can see ‘em. And she’s partying and she’s drinking and everyone’s going bananas about her getting out of control and last night she went to get a new tattoo, with her sister along for the ride, at what’s been described as a seedy parlour, and on and on goes the criticism… Because you expected her turn in to Mandy Moore? Please. Full Story

Britney vs. Hollywood Ebola: a fight brews?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Very possible, don’t you think? Page Six is reporting that Britney has been advised to purge herself of Hollywood Ebola, warning that her career consequences could be disastrous if she prolongs her friendship with Paris Hilton – quite obviously a tip planted by Camp Spears. Full Story

Britney: new weave, new stains, nipples too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2006 12:00:00 December 13, 2006 12:00:00

While much has been made about the breasts - many of you have emailed raggin" on her for exposing her tits now and not her hoo hoo - I really don"t see the problem. She"s wearing a see through blouse and she went to the trouble of putting on a tank underneath. What more do you want? You have to remember - the glare from a camera, especially late at night, is intense. Full Story

Paris Hilton teaches me English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. Full Story

Tori Spelling: Own a Piece of Homewrecking History

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

As we all know, KFed Jr needs to get paid. Because Junior considers himself a victim of false advertising. And can you blame him? He thought he left his wife for an heiress, he thought he’d be living in the lap of luxury, he thought he’d have his very own production company by now…with the power to greenlight his own projects. Full Story

The Daily Illiterate: Kevin Federline’s Publicist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Seriously…this is the funniest sh-t I’ve ever read – even funnier than Lilo’s incoherent rambling following the death of Robert Altman.   Turns out Kevin Federline went to dinner last night. After dinner, half a dozen (or less) journalists were asked to show up to interview him. Full Story

KFed Jr: putting wife to work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Junior didn’t poke out his eyes and swallow his appetite only to be cut out of the will. Junior has expectations, Junior cheated on his wife, left his home, left his children for a good, fair, chunky cut of the Spelling fortune and Candy’s clever, cunning c*ckblock probably isn’t sitting well with the man who bears the heavy burden of carrying on the Golddigging Legacy after KFed’s untimely demise. Full Story

Britney Spears at 25

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of the best, one of the most manipulative famewhores in the business, as you can see from her open antics at Mr. Full Story

Britney & Paris: the birthday countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2006 12:00:00 December 1, 2006 12:00:00

Her birthday is tomorrow, neither one will give official word about the Billboard Awards on Monday – do you smell something in the works? Last night at Area, Britney and Paris reunited after spending a couple nights apart…or was it a night? I can’t keep track, it’s all bleeding into one long bender, the most recent chapter coming last night at Area where the two hooked up inside, before Paris left to give Greek Stav his stab of the week and Britney went off with a new old crew – her back up dancers – until almost 6am. Full Story

KFed and Kendra Jade…and Lukas Rossi???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2006 12:00:00 November 29, 2006 12:00:00

There’s a new report that surfaced in Star Magazine today – yet another reason why Britney ditched KFed, aside from the obvious: that he’s a golddigging, overspermed loser. Kevin was apparently caught in an affair with Kendra Jade, porn star. Obviously it wasn’t serious. They were “just friends who have sex. Full Story

Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and firecrotches included – all for the benefit of X17 cameras…of course. Full Story