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KFed Jr picks up the slack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

Now that the Original has been cut off, nice to see Junior is holding down the golddiggery. After all, someone has to make a living. As I reported yesterday on eTalk, super exclusive dirt on Tori and KFed Jr: what they’re selling, how they’re selling it, who they’re selling it with. You know they’re doing that show on Oxygen, right? Something about starting a business while planning for baby – nauseatingly domestic and amusingly ironic too, considering they homewrecked the domestic bliss of his previous life to create this new one…but I digress. Full Story

KFed: the Black Marker Message

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

Praise Goddess – I think this just cost him $5 million. AT LEAST. Today is a great day. Today we learned that KFed is poh. Today we learned that he can’t afford to eat, that he has to resort to smuggling booze out of restaurants because he’s too broke to pay for his own. And today we learned via Us Weekly that this piece of sh-t left a very pointed message for Britney on his dressing room door in Chicago – a true poet he is: Today I’m a free man Ladies look out F--k a wife Give me my kids B-tch! --Kevin Federline But let"s not be angry, gossips. Full Story

Brooke & Posh: the Battle over Katie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

So Oprah gets the shaft but Brooke Shields – repeat Scientology violator, she who dared to treat postpartum depression with drugs instead of with vitamins and exercise…Brooke gets invited?   Something smells sinister, don’t you think? How ‘bout this for a master plan? Brooke is an advocate for psychiatric assistance in treating mental health issues, the Hubbardites realise that Tom’s attack was poorly strategised, they engineer the apology on Jay Leno, then they send in their Top Gun – Katie Holmes - to further cement the reconciliation. Full Story

Britney: free but not quite cleansed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Britney went home to Louisiana this weekend, choosing to spend time with family rather than party in South Beach as previously reported. Nice to see that the “shower and look nice” trend is continuing, though I suppose it was too much to expect that she’d be completely cleansed of trashy behaviour seeing as it’s only been a week since that degenerate growth was purged from her life. Full Story

KFed is the new Gest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here”. Apparently he’s one of the more popular characters – not because he’s particularly endearing but because, like all golddiggers, he will do what it takes to make himself seen and heard and, if necessary, reviled. Full Story

KFed & The Clay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

So what do KFed and Clay Aiken have in common? On the surface…not much. Kevin doesn’t troll the web for cock, although he pimps himself in other ways. And while I don’t know whose music is worse, something tells me Clay’s peculiar brand of elevator cheese isn’t exactly what Federation Records has in mind. Full Story

Wednesday, November 8, 2006
THURSDAY, November 9th - UPDATE PLEASE NOTE: Blogging on the fly today, no time to reset new page so check back often for new posts immediately after the opening cut. And catch up on Denise Richards injuring an elderly woman in Vancouver!!! ******** Dear Gossips, Yesterday – November 7th – Britney reborn. Endless details emerging about the split, endless smut about what next, how KFed will retaliate. Yesterday – November 7th – the day of Keith Urban’s album release and CURIOUSLY enough, also the day new Nicole Kidman pregnancy rumours resurface AND "fresh" information and photos are released that she’s playing doting wife and visiting him at the Betty Ford Centre .... released by the same publication that only a month ago exposed her husband’s cheating scandal with the promise of more to come. Coincidence or conspiracy or a publicist/tabloid trade-off as a pre-emptive bombshell strike? Don’t forget who Nicole was married to for almost a decade. She learned from the best y’all. She learned from the Gay Master Dwarf himself. But seriously… who needs the Freeze when Freedom has arrived? Britney still has It, doesn’t she? Wednesday – continuous blogging all day, check back often for new posts, check archives under “THIS WEEK” for anything you missed yesterday – ESPECIALLY if you somehow blanked on the great, great news. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Golddigger keeps digging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

As expected – Kevin has answered back. In response to Britney’s divorce petition, KFed has filed his own claims, specifically for custody of the boys and, of course, spousal support. Legal experts say this is the only way to squeeze more out of that pre-nup...thank Goddess for Lynn Spears who insisted upon it before Britney did the stupid. Full Story

6,000 copies???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

6,000 fools actually forked out money for his lame ass rap? 6,000 people Rossum-ing from the ears? WTF??? By the way - he was apparently greeted by pappies the other day with the following: Hello Mr Spears! But according to Kevin, he would have been a slamdunk success by now if they had never gotten married. Full Story

Britney & KFed:The Hotel Keys and the Other Woman?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

A river of smut that just keeps flowing… Source came in with a tip from NYC – Kevin was apparently staying at the Regency last week. Rumour is Britney arrived and asked for his room key which, as we all know, is not supposed to be handed out arbitrarily. But it was. And allegedly many people lost their jobs over it. Full Story

The Divorce, the Stakes, the Rumours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

Tabloids are in a frenzy, each trying to piece together what happened during the final days of Federline freeloading. It is widely agreed that Britney and Kevin had a series of dramatic arguments beginning just before Halloween and culminating in NYC with Britney blindsiding KFed with divorce papers on Tuesday. Full Story