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Sassy, Sexy, Single Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

As I’ve said before, Kevin Federline is like fleshing eating disease – Hollywood’s very own Necrotising Fasciitis - rotting away anything he touches, rotting away our beloved pop tart for the better part of 3 years. But in finally purging him from her life, Britney – the body, the mind, the face, even the skin – all of it has improved in leaps and bounds. Full Story

KFed in NYC: the highbrow review

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2006 12:00:00 November 6, 2006 12:00:00

Apparently the only people who showed up to watch his assy performance were either given free tickets or assigned to do it because they were reporters. Click here to read this hilarious piece of literary genius by New York Magazine. Full Story

Britney distressed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2006 12:00:00 November 6, 2006 12:00:00

Emails are flying in from all over NYC today. Buzz in the Big Apple is that late last week, Britney was rumoured to be seen bawling her eyes out at her hotel after slamming down her cell phone in frustration, presumably after speaking with KFed. That golddigging piece of sh-t was in town promoting his pathetic and is expected to be in Toronto for MuchonDemand later on this afternoon. Full Story

Ryan’s Multiples in Canada?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2006 12:00:00 November 3, 2006 12:00:00

Rumours rumours rumours…allegedly allegedly allegedly…just the dirt flying around in 2 Canadian cities. Have to cover my Chinese ass – you get the drill, don’t you? I honestly don’t know what it is about Canada. Ethan Hawke and Jen Perzow, Tori and KFed Jr., now the once *Perfect Husband* and allegedly an entire restaurant to say nothing of the mystery girls floating around Toronto. Full Story

Tori & KFed Jr: The Indignity of Renting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2006 12:00:00 November 3, 2006 12:00:00

Never mind getting shut out of Hyde. What could possibly be worse in Hollywood than growing up in the Spelling mansion and then having to pay RENT in Brentwood? Such is the fate that has befallen Tori Spelling. More importantly, such is the fate that has befallen KFed Jr. All that brilliant golddiggery for just a temporary residence? So tragic, don’t you think? However, there is good news. Full Story

Pipsqueak hosts MTV Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

The show goes down tomorrow, here’s Pipsqueak at the press conference today, driving the teenyboopers crazy. What 14 year old could resist this wink? So I’ll admit that I love My Love. It’s a hot groove, can’t get enough…because the falsetto is fantastic for the ear, if not for the loins, and while JT will never, ever, ever occupy a spot on the Freebie Five, his talent IS undeniable, though I wouldn’t stay that around KFed who, I’m told, kisses his teeth whenever Pipsqueak pipes up. Full Story

KFed confirms, sells, and sucks up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

So Kevin Federline announced yesterday via USA Today the name of his 4th child – a boy with Britney called Jayden James, something we’ve known for days, but curiously only confirmed on Tuesday, October 31st…the day his album dropped. The man is imaginative, non? Imaginative and also desperate. Word is, Britney is pissed. Full Story

Homewrecker Hunting in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Heads up Vancouver - Tori and KFed Jr have landed. This just in from my girl Jen P who saw them walking along Robson. Not sure why they"re here, I"m guessing Pam"s new movie Blonde & Blonder? Like I said, just a guess...but if you see her, please tell her how much you love Mary Jo Eustace! Here they are on the cover of OK! Junior"s big magazine cover splash - golddiggery certainly pays off, non? Full Story

Kevtwan is a Jayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

TMZ has obtained the birth certificate Source - it is indeed a boy but what was once Sutton Pierce is now officially Jayden James, little brother to Sean Pierce, 2nd child to Britney, another million dollar ka-ching to Kevin Federline. You will note however that the paperwork was filed only today, coincidentally just one week before KFed drops his musical atrocity, on the heels of 2 WWE appearances that have brought in killer ratings. Full Story