Who needs food when you have fashion? Why eat when you can starve?
You want to know the membership requirements for Club Fabulous? Well, needless to say, it"s ok to be filthy so long as you"re skinny. Looking old is apparently much better than looking healthy. Because healthy = fat. And fat = f*cking disgusting. And digusting has no place in the ultra chic life of Karl Lagerfeld. After all, haute couture is a friggin" art form…haven"t you heard???