New breasts, problem jeans

April 16, 2010 08:28:13 Posted at April 16, 2010 08:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So...

Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder yesterday from school and did not give the pervs (me) many opportunities to examine her breasts. She also tried to distract us from her chest with these assed up jeans. I mean, Charlize Theron and her legs up to her chin would have a hard time with these jeans, you know?

Total Photo Assumption on Ryder – seems like he was a lot happier with long hair. Blame the MiniVan conformity for making him miserable.


Photos from Flynetonline.com

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