Manslinger’s “somewhat serious”

June 3, 2009 08:28:17 Posted at June 3, 2009 08:28:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite quote of the week. reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”.

Somewhat serious?

Is that like somewhat pregnant?

And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious anyway? She’s always somewhat serious!

Last summer she was somewhat serious with Lance Armstrong. Then she realised he was a dickhead and moved on. Somewhat serious moved back to Owen Wilson, but his sh-t was still a mess so she found a cute golfer called Adam Scott and now it’s another athlete…

According to People, she accompanied ARod to Dallas last month with her son. Which means the clock is ticking. A month, six weeks tops.

And she’ll be off again looking for her next…there’s no time to cry over a guy. More of us should be like her.

Here’s Kate in New York the other day strolling with a friend.

Photos from Doug Meszler/

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