Coke & Disappointment

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Usually one of the most distinctive on the carpet…which is why it was such a letdown when Kate showed up in a toss-off from a wedding. Boring black with flutter sleeves and a flutter hem – is this Jennifer Aniston or is it Kate Moss?

Huge disappointment.

Seriously, I wish I could have missed her, I wish I hadn’t seen her at all. It’s hard, you know? To have expectations and illusions dashed? Having loved her for years, only to be utterly bored with the reality? Because boring she is. As in zero charisma – practically ran up the stairs like a fugitive with little to no grace, made eye contact briefly with Cameron Diaz who dismissively gave her the old head nod… you always think they’re all friends but they’re not. In fact, I had the distinct impression that my Hermy Diaz cared little for the fiend. And that’s when it hit me: Kate Moss had that look of someone dying to get inside for a bump. I saw that same look from Lindsay Lohan later on.

Coke clones, like model clones… they’re all one and the same.


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