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Celebs

1. Tom Cruise
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Brad Pitt
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Paris Hilton
6. Britney Spears
7. Jennifer Aniston
8. Jessica Simpson
9. Angelina Jolie
10. David Beckham
11. Nicole Kidman
12. Katie Holmes
13. Jay- Z
14. Ashlee Simpson
15. KFed
16. Nicky Hilton
17. Elton John
18. Prince Harry
19. Justin Timberlake
20. Madonna
21. Ryan Reynolds
22. Jessica Biel
23. Sienna Miller
24. Cameron Diaz
25. Jennifer Lopez

Full List

 

Next to a real star…

Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league.

Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the worst wannabe smile – it’s clear some people are truly only meant for TV.

And the thing is, Kate doesn’t even look all that, though everyone seems to be losing their shit over this dress. The colour is indeed spectacular but call me Cruise, to me it’s a glorified muumuu. Too Jennifer Lopez 2003, pale green at the Oscars with Ben Affleck. Or was it 2002? No matter. The point is, with a body like hers underneath all that canary, it wouldn’t have hurt to size down.

And still… Kate Hudson is glorious. Kate Hudson has it. Jessica Alba has nothing. Jessica Alba wants to be white on the outside and has ended up ugly on the outside. Wanker.

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Posted on Tuesday, July 03, 2007 at 12:00 AM