Old Lady Katie: Day 3 in Paris

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Arriving at the Georgio Armani show last night and let me remind you: this girl is only 28. But for some reason, Katie Holmes can’t help raiding Nancy Reagan’s closet… WTF??? Interesting what she has on underneath though – looks to be a pair of Spanx, made famous by my Gwynnie (who else???) after Apple was born when she revealed that her quick post-pregnancy slimdown had less to do with losing weight than with slapping on 2 Spanx at the same time for extra tummy control and a superlifted ass. And so it would seem that at least some of Katie’s recent thinnification can be attributed to strategic use of the Power Panties which is actually kind of reassuring – just when you thought she was becoming Posh, it turns out Katie surprisingly still eats and THAT could explain why she wasn’t heads up at Chanel this year (we all know what Lagerfeld thinks of ladies and nutrition), although if anyone could knock the Xenu outta that poor girl, it would probably be Karl and his Bitchbeating Fan…which actually brings up an interesting dilemma: Do you prefer your Katie starving or would you rather she stay scientological? Tough call… you tell me. Source
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