Katie Holmes: on duty again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00
See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Curious though…who ARE Katie"s friends these days? Word is, no one pre-GMD has remained in her life though, as we all know, she"s been shadowed by her very own Omega 5000 since becoming his property. Still…she does smile so convincingly, non? Bet your boob job the MiniVan Majority will eat up those wedding photos. Again…the Gay Midget Dwarf is immortal. Source X17

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