Why be a guest when they have blessed us by releasing a photo from every moment of the scientological occasion???
Family photos – Little Sci is going to kill me with cuteness, I swear – and Isabella and Connor and Armani too and Katie gettin’ down during the reception and the two lovebirds watching fireworks and eating cake…
I mean really…so you’re telling me this WASN’T a publicity stunt? Because at this rate, I know more about THEIR wedding than I do about my own!!!
Still, said it before and I’ll say it again: Katie Holmes is beyond beguiling – even when she’s drowning her sorrows in drink and hanging from a tie. And I’ve no doubt, if things had been different, if the GMD wasn’t the GMD, he’d, like, so totally be in love with her.
Hell…I’m halfway in love with her.
Can you stay vigilant against the Fraud in the face of this onslaught?
Chills. Chills. Scientology chills.