RoboFreeze: no solo carpets

February 20, 2008 07:33:23 Posted at February 20, 2008 07:33:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

KatE was at the Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards looking lovely and pushing 45 and super skinny. Unfortunately the GMD was not with her. Which means there was no “presenting”.

I miss the presenting. The Presentation of Katie Holmes totally makes my life.

Thing is – when Tom isn’t around to escort her, Katie rarely works the carpet. Curious, non? She’s done this on a few occasions now, at events that she attends solo, she bypasses the red carpet arrivals and opts only for photos backstage, as if she’s saying: I don’t belong on that carpet without my Gay Midget Dwarf. I can’t walk the carpet without my Gay Midget Dwarf.

Without Tom watching in the background throwing his crazy teeth around, smiling his crazy smile, snapping his crazy fingers urging her to work it, girl. Work it for Xenu…

Sashay, shante, sashay, shante.

You think they practise together at home?


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