So Why Can’t She Sniff a Gay Midget Dwarf?
Katie Holmes is moving to New York. Naturally, the GMD and Little Sci will be joining her. As you know, KatE is headed for Broadway to star in the production of All My Sons. Producer Eric Falkenstein says she is perfect for the part and promises her performance will blow people away.
He also said she’s able to pick out the fraud in a crowd:
"She’s a natural sweetheart who can sniff out phonies ... Katie basically has that exact moral fiber [of her character in the play]."
If that’s the case, why can’t she smell a gay? Why’d she up and marry a gay?
New York will be home to the TomKat this fall. Which means now Victoria Beckham will have to find a reason to move there too.