The GMD needs a hug

November 2, 2009 07:02:11 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:02:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week was a rough one for Xenu. And while the Church’s most high profile member stayed quiet in Boston, busy at work on his new film, it looks like midgey may have needed a hug from his favourite cheerleader.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went for a run at the weekend but not in New York (no marathon this time), holding hands afterwards to celebrate a great workout during which he supposedly yelled at her to go “faster” and “harder!” Jacek and I ran 7km together yesterday. I had my earphones on and we didn’t speak at all. If he had attempted encouragement with “faster” and “harder” I would have thrown up on him. Ew.

Also…she needs new gear. Please. Not that it’s important or necessary or even relevant…but even Taupe Garner has cuter gear than Katie Holmes.

On Sunday, pap cameras captured the happy couple arm in arm as a smiling Katie appears to be consoling her husband, a rare smile as he looks down, as if to share a private joke, almost like a verbal tickle to lift his spirits. Am totally photo assuming, of course, but it’s unusual to see him glum while she rallies. Why is midgey so sad?

Photos from PPNY/GSNY/

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