Worst MET White: Katie Holmes
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It's a white dress with a ring collar. And?
This is something Katie Holmes, Mrs Cruise the lobotomised, would have chosen. This is not something Katie Holmes, the single mother ninja who engineered a daring escape from the clutches of Scientology, should be choosing FOR F-CK's SAKE. I want to punch myself in the face this dress is giving me so much rage.
And look how it falls and gathers weirdly down her body. Where is the shape?! Why did she step on toilet paper and drag it all over the red carpet?
Why is there a goddamn French twist in her head on a night to celebrate PUNK!!!?????