Little Sci is the only explanation…

March 16, 2011 07:55:51 Posted at March 16, 2011 07:55:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For why Katie Holmes stepped out like this in New York last night. The only.

After all, she has said before that Suri picks out her clothes. God I hope so. Because if a grown woman had put all this together, and one who calls herself a “designer” at that, well f-ck me it’s worse than we all thought.

The thing is, taken individually, these pieces, they could be great. Maybe not the skirt, but I’m just not a fan of that length. The problem, obviously, is that Katie is wearing everything at once. It’s so shockingly bad that at first I wondered whether it was actually a cry for help. Like a sartorial Panic Button. We’re supposed to see it and conclude – let’s move in for a rescue?

No rescue.

That woman with her looks like the same chaperone-friend who’s always around. You know, the only one she’s allowed to hang out with. Remember? Click here for a refresher. She looks like Tom Cruise, non? I’m told it’s actually his sister.

And those were chills, chills, chills that just ran down your back.

Photos from and JosiahW/

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