Robo Jean Parade

August 11, 2008 06:31:00 Posted at August 11, 2008 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate.

Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we?

Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate in high waisted delight. That pleasure, needless to say, came courtesy of Jessica Simpson.

In comparison then KatE’s oddlooking iteration isn’t all that offensive. Still…it ain’t good. It ain’t anywhere near flattering, which in a small petty way, and I’ll say it for you, is actually kinda comforting that even a tall, skinny bitch like Katie Holmes can’t make this sh*t work. She looks like she’s walking on stilts underneath, non?

Don’t blame her though. After all, he’s coming soon. And since she can’t wear them with him around, she probably has to get them out of her system. In these pants, the GMD would probably come up to her waist. If that.

Perhaps that’s why the next day, she pulled out the standard black skinnys. Oh and PS? Some people in NYC have already been spotting kicking around in rolled up baggy jeans. Ugh.

Finally, as mentioned last week, the GMD is supposedly killing it at the gym, trying to get rid of his back fat. Will he debut a new physique on the Tropic Thunder red carpet? Will he debut a new pair of lifts? We’ll know soon.

Photos from and and

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