Robo Babysitter

March 23, 2009 07:17:02 Posted at March 23, 2009 07:17:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along.

Looks like Little Sci is growing out her bangs for a one length hairstyle. She and her mother also hit up a bakery yesterday. Little went shoeless, as she often does. Little has big feet, non? You know I don’t like children but I do like their hands and feet. Plump buns, like dinner rolls. It’s their best feature, I think. Too bad children couldn’t be hands and feet only without the wanting and the needing. The constant wanting and the needing that you can’t turn off with a switch. This is why I prefer a Tamagotchi.

Where’s the GMD?

Here’s some juicy smut:

Am told exclusively that lately they’ve been fighting. A lot. Intense arguments, very loud, were overheard at their hotel in Tokyo a couple of weeks ago totally givin’er, specifically Katie who supposedly kept repeating “no, no, no, no, no” to Tom’s attempts at hushing her. Does Xenu allow shouting? Something tells me Xenu outlaws shouting.

Reminds me of a Radiohead song, one of my favourites: Stop Whispering.

And my mother say we spit on your son some more
And the buildings say we spit on your face some more
And the feeling is, that there's something wrong
'Cause I can't find the words and I can't find the songs

Stop Whispering, start shouting
Stop Whispering, start shouting

Katie are you shouting?

Stop Whispering

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