KatE with a Cut

June 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s KatE now, remember? Kate with an “E”, no longer Katie, but since it wasn’t working, perhaps the GMD forced a haircut? The Church not happy with the notion of a Child Bride? Perhaps. Or perhaps too extreme a suggestion and still here is a much more mature looking Katie Holmes showing off a much shorter ‘do.

Given the right clothes, the right styling, I suppose it could be called sophisticated. The Katie Bob. Me? I call it the MiniVan Bob. Not that it doesn’t look good because it does but for all the laughable comparisons the UK rags are making today between Katie’s head and Posh’s – suggesting that Katie copied her BFF – it’s clear to me at least that while Posh’s is tacky/funky, Katie’s is far from. Katie’s is conservative and inoffensive. Katie is not intimidating. Katie has babies, stays home with her older husband, hates psychiatry and gays too.

The MiniVan Bob, this summer’s most requested ‘do. Praise Thetan, Ah-Xenu.


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