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This hasbeen is so dumb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 07:57:00 June 16, 2010 07:57:00

TMZ is reporting that Katie Holmes’s former fiancé Chris Klein was busted this morning in LA for attempting murder with his car. He failed a field sobriety test after the cops spotted him flailing around on the freeway, over twice the legal limit, and was promptly arrested. Full Story

Katie & Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2010 07:57:26 June 8, 2010 07:57:26

Katie Holmes was in Las Vegas yesterday to announce a partnership between her Dizzy Feet Foundation and Hit Entertainment’s Angelina Ballerina in support of programs that engage disadvantaged youth in dance and dance education. Because, you know, she’s totally like a proper professional dancer now. Full Story

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GOOP’s temporary space

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 08:27:03 May 27, 2010 08:27:03

If you hate Gwyneth, and most of you do, you will DESPISE the new GOOP. But you will also read every word. Because it’s about home design. And there are a million home design shows on tv for a reason. Don’t lie. You’re already looking at the pictures. So Gwyneth moved her family to Nashville for a couple of months to shoot a movie earlier this year. Full Story

The GMD and striped Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 14:13:55 May 26, 2010 14:13:55

Like I said, this guest list at the National Movie Awards tonight in London was quite impressive. Tom Cruise is a major get. And he showed up tonight with a geo-striped dress that looks better when she’s stationary than when she’s moving around. Partly because I think the booties are too heavy with the length and also because her gait isn’t great. Full Story

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She has friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:00:17 May 25, 2010 07:00:17

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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GMD & Son

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:23:36 May 20, 2010 08:23:36

Connor Cruise, 15, accompanied his father to the Laker game last night, sitting courtside with Jeffrey Katzenberg. Connor is pursuing an acting career, has a small part in the upcoming Red Dawn. All of a sudden he’s like a full blown adult. Remember how young he looked when the GMD married Robo? And now a proper young man, very handsome, and taller than dad without having to wear wedge heels. Full Story

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Yeah, the GMD would have looked good to me too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 15:47:00 May 18, 2010 15:47:00

Once upon a time, before she was lobotomised, Katie Holmes was engaged to Chris Klein. Then they broke up and before we could process the split, she was riding on the back of Tom Cruise’s manly man motorcycle and getting jiggy with Xenu. We have struggled to understand why Katie gave so much away. Full Story

The GMD: his bff is laughing too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:07:31 May 10, 2010 07:07:31

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

A new Fontrum world record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:46:46 May 5, 2010 12:46:46

New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. Full Story

Robo Jackie?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:33:28 April 29, 2010 08:33:28

History Channel is producing an 8 hour mini-series called The Kennedys. Greg Kinnear will play JFK. Barry Pepper will play RFK. And Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis will be played by... Katie Holmes. Oh wait, sorry, it’s KatE Holmes. Or RoboBride. So... we might be fighting but... I think it’s a good casting choice. Full Story